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DolphPun Somme
The Pun is its own reword
Join date: 18 Nov 2005
Posts: 309
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05-23-2006 00:48
I would like to create a thread all about nasty sounding jokes with very innocent punchlines.
You know, the ones that prove that smut is in the mind of the beholder.
I will start with a few. Know more? *grins*
What is long and straight going in, but soft and sticky coming out?
Chewing Gum.
What is long, hard and full of seamen?
a submarine.
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
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05-23-2006 09:37
Q: What starts with an F, ends in a K, and if you cant get one you have to use your hands? A: A ForK  |
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Aodhan McDunnough
Gearhead
Join date: 29 Mar 2006
Posts: 1,518
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05-23-2006 09:42
Q: What is a 4 letter word ending in UNT that pertains to a woman.
A: aunt
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Hiro Pendragon
bye bye f0rums!
Join date: 22 Jan 2004
Posts: 5,905
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05-23-2006 11:00
Q: What starts with "se", ends with "men", and often travels into deep, dark chasms via a rigid, cylindrical tube?
A: Seamen.
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Hiro Pendragon
bye bye f0rums!
Join date: 22 Jan 2004
Posts: 5,905
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05-23-2006 11:03
Q: What's better than sleeping with two chicks at the same time?
A: Keeping them in the henhouse.
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