Ladies Night Out!

Girls Night Out

Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls
wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the
male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to
his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She
called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt
cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls
out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried
about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of
his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy moves in towards
me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is
egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for
my wallet...What could I do????
The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack
of his rear and grabbed the eighty bucks.

So all the other nights you have to stay in?

I did not know where this was going but I was pleasantly surprised in the end.

Get it? In the end?

~Ulrika~