http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11624436/
Just a tidbit...
“A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months … history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.”
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Creami Cannoli
Please don't eat me....
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03-02-2006 13:58
This article cracked me up.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11624436/ Just a tidbit... “A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months … history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.” |
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
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03-02-2006 14:02
ummm never anything like that! Nothing worse than bumping my head or falling off of something...... hmm I may have said too much...
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Creami Cannoli
Please don't eat me....
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03-02-2006 14:04
Did you read the collection of things they have had to remove from umm...places the sun don't shine?
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ZsuZsanna Raven
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03-02-2006 14:05
"In the hospital the patient reported that his penis got caught in the hose attachment of an old Kobold vacuum cleaner…”
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Lecktor Hannibal
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03-02-2006 14:08
The 'bender' is no laughing matter I assure you.
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
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03-02-2006 14:10
The 'bender' is no laughing matter I assure you. Yeah, but the things people stick up their butts is!  _____________________
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Creami Cannoli
Please don't eat me....
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03-02-2006 14:10
Ick.
There was a coroner's case in the past few years of a man that died from self-love when he used a hand held sander and umm...the liquid caused him to be electrocuted. He had replaced the sand paper with felt or silk. He had wedged them, one on each side of him, into his couch cushions and I guess one of the cords was frayed in a spot and he ended up fried. His wife found him there. My hubby read the report and saw pictures when he was working there. He didn't get the call. |
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Rose Karuna
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03-02-2006 14:13
I was making out with someone that I'd dated about a month and I bent down to give to give him a BJ in the car and I cracked my head so hard on his artificial leg that I needed stiches and he had to drive me to the ER
I knew he limped, but he never told me that he'd lost his leg - not that it would have mattered to me, but it would have been nice to have known, umm, before I laid my head in his lap. LOL . _____________________
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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03-02-2006 14:17
I never thought I'd get such a case of the creepy-crawlies reading that article - it usually only happens when it's something about eyes
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
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03-02-2006 14:18
I never thought I'd get such a case of the creepy-crawlies reading that article - it usually only happens when it's something about eyes Must be the tequila... Pie done? _____________________
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Joy Honey
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03-02-2006 14:20
Must be the tequila... Pie done? Pie? What pie?  _____________________
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
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03-02-2006 14:24
Pie? What pie? That's what I thought! You were too busy drinking tequila and having dangerous sex!!! _____________________
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
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03-02-2006 14:25
do hurt feelings count?
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Joy Honey
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03-02-2006 14:26
That's what I thought! You were too busy drinking tequila and having dangerous sex!!! If only it were true *sigh* Ah for the days of dangerous sex and tequila _____________________
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Gabe Lippmann
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03-02-2006 14:28
do hurt feelings count? Damn you!  And yeah, of course. If you haven't, you must be doin' it wrong. _____________________
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
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03-02-2006 14:41
Ick. There was a coroner's case in the past few years of a man that died from self-love when he used a hand held sander and umm...the liquid caused him to be electrocuted. He had replaced the sand paper with felt or silk. He had wedged them, one on each side of him, into his couch cushions and I guess one of the cords was frayed in a spot and he ended up fried. His wife found him there. My hubby read the report and saw pictures when he was working there. He didn't get the call. Proof that some men love their power tools a bit too much. _____________________
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Euterpe Roo
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03-02-2006 18:46
“We report two cases in which men used the hydraulic shovels on tractors to suspend themselves for masochistic sexual stimulation. One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor."  _____________________
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Seldon Metropolitan
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03-02-2006 19:55
I was watching "an evening with kevin smith" last night, and he related a long story about the first time he had sex with his wife, that basically involved him getting an open wound in a very sensitive place due to zipper rubbing from excessive dry humping.
even happens to the rich and famous. _____________________
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Maeve Morgan
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03-02-2006 22:20
I was watching "an evening with kevin smith" last night, and he related a long story about the first time he had sex with his wife, that basically involved him getting an open wound in a very sensitive place due to zipper rubbing from excessive dry humping. even happens to the rich and famous. >.< I cracked someone's ribs once _____________________
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03-02-2006 22:47
I did a backflip and landed cervical vertebrae side-down on a metal trash bin, crushing it (thankfully it was aluminum!). I had a popping sound in my neck for the next few months, but only when I walked.
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Mulch Ennui
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03-02-2006 22:51
I was watching "an evening with kevin smith" last night, and he related a long story about the first time he had sex with his wife, that basically involved him getting an open wound in a very sensitive place due to zipper rubbing from excessive dry humping. even happens to the rich and famous. aside that part which was painful for various reasons (including smiths ineptness with women), that is an amazingly funny video and I can't speak highly enough of that gem for kevin smith fans also worth having is the clercks animated DVD, the bones audio is great /thread derailment got a couple really bad bends, but nothing broken thankfully it just made my dick limp get it? was injured so it "limped" bah! _____________________
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Selador Cellardoor
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03-03-2006 04:40
and I cracked my head so hard on his artificial leg that I needed stiches Now and again a posting just makes your day. This was one of those. lol _____________________
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Creami Cannoli
Please don't eat me....
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03-03-2006 08:18
I've been pushed off the bed head first.....that hurt. Don't ask how...I had too much to drink that night and couldn't clearly tell you. All I know is that I hit the bed side table and had a big purple lump. It was a day bed, so it was a small bed.
Oh, and I bit someone once by accidental panic. My mother came home and I was busy and she opened my door. She was supposed to be gone for the weekend. (I was 21 at that time..don't know why I was still at home) |
