Evolution Vs. Intelligent Design (Humor!)
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Surreal Farber
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05-10-2006 06:57
NOTICE: This thread is for fun, let's keep it light and friendly. If you feel the need to bludgeon others with your convictions on either side, please get your own thread. ---------------------- I was sitting around with some girlfriends the other day and someone made the joke, "God has to be a man, no woman would have created cramps! (the rest of this conversation deleted to spare the sensitive from TMI). What do you think? What part/process/function of the human body proves either ID or evolution for you? I'll start. Sinuses have to be evolution. If I was designing them, they would be removable so you could pop them out for a quick hot rinse and squeeze dry, then put them back in.  Or at least they wouldn't fill the whole face making me want to dig them out with a fork when I have a sinus headache.
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Cindy Claveau
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05-10-2006 07:03
Politicians prove Evolution. If I were designing things, politicians wouldn't be needed. But they have evolved from the lowest form of life, probably something that lives in the mud and sucks other species' feces.
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Connor Nico
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05-10-2006 08:42
Is it not possible , perhaps, that Evolution is intelligent design?
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Cindy Claveau
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05-10-2006 08:44
From: Connor Nico Is it not possible , perhaps, that Evolution is intelligent design? Surreal Intelligently Designed this thread to be humorous. You have just been victimized by natural selection and will be declared extinct in 5... 4... 3 ... 2... |
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Jennyfur Peregrine
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05-10-2006 08:47
From: Surreal Farber What do you think? What part/process/function of the human body proves either ID or evolution for you? I'll start. The penis is ultimate proof that the universe has a sense of humor at least  and testicles is just a damned funny word. 
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Siobhan Taylor
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05-10-2006 08:51
Did someone say Evolution vs Fashion Design?
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Kevn Klein
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05-10-2006 09:08
EVOLVE ALREADY! Sheesh  |
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Rose Karuna
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05-10-2006 09:17
From: Jennyfur Peregrine The penis is ultimate proof that the universe has a sense of humor at least and testicles is just a damned funny word. So is Cojones, when I really think about it, all the words describing that part of the male anatomy are pretty funny. In fact, that part of the male anatomy is pretty funny when you think about it... In a cute little baby elephant sort of way. .
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Cindy Claveau
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05-10-2006 09:19
From: Rose Karuna So is Cojones That makes me hungry for Taco Bell. From: someone when I really think about it, all the words describing that part of the male anatomy are pretty funny. Even funnier are the names men think up for their favorite anatomy part. Pride goeth before the flaccid? |
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Corvus Drake
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05-10-2006 09:24
From: Cindy Claveau That makes me hungry for Taco Bell.
20L if you go order a "Cojones" from Taco Bell. From: someone
Even funnier are the names men think up for their favorite anatomy part. Pride goeth before the flaccid?
Another 20L if you ask them if they can "Biggie Size" it like Wendy's does.
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Surreal Farber
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05-10-2006 09:27
From: Cindy Claveau Even funnier are the names men think up for their favorite anatomy part. Pride goeth before the flaccid? From: Corvus Drake Another 20L if you ask them if they can "Biggie Size" it like Wendy's does. Thank you for making me spew iced tea on my keyboard, monitor, desk.. and almost choke from laughing!
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Cindy Claveau
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05-10-2006 09:32
From: Corvus Drake 20L if you go order a "Cojones" from Taco Bell.
Another 20L if you ask them if they can "Biggie Size" it like Wendy's does. It's almost lunch here. I now have a project to keep me entertained while the grid is down. " Yes, I'd like 2 Extra Large Grilled Cojones with Fiesta Salsa, a Coke and some of those curly cinnamon things?" |
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Phoenix Psaltery
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05-10-2006 09:35
From: Surreal Farber I was sitting around with some girlfriends the other day and someone made the joke, "God has to be a man, no woman would have created cramps!" God must be a WOMAN... no man would have created headaches. P2 |
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Jennyfur Peregrine
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05-10-2006 09:50
From: Phoenix Psaltery God must be a WOMAN... no man would have created headaches. P2 or the old "turn your head and cough"
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Tod69 Talamasca
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05-10-2006 10:42
"Attention Restaurant Customers!! .... Testicles!! That is all." - Peter Griffin. Testicles also prove God has a cruel sense of humor. GOD: "Hey? Lets put the reproductive organs outside the body, let them dangle down AND be downright painfully sensitive to any sudden impacts so in the future when they invent TV they can show endless clips of guys taking one in the crotch!" |
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Vares Solvang
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05-10-2006 11:34
Breasts have to be proof of Intelligent design!
Men in general are stronger and faster than women, yet all we have to do is unbutton the first three buttons on our shirt and they are totally in our control.
Woot!
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Cindy Claveau
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05-10-2006 11:43
From: Vares Solvang Breasts have to be proof of Intelligent design!
Men in general are stronger and faster than women, yet all we have to do is unbutton the first three buttons on our shirt and they are totally in our control.
Woot! Minor quibble: What that proves is that the intelligent design of men is in their small head rather than their large one |
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Corvus Drake
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05-10-2006 13:49
From: Cindy Claveau Minor quibble: What that proves is that the intelligent design of men is in their small head rather than their large one 'AY! 'AY! ME THINKIE GOOD! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOOBIES! ::runs off after the boobies::
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Juro Kothari
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05-10-2006 14:38
Evolution: the coccyx.
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Rickard Roentgen
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05-10-2006 16:24
From: Vares Solvang Breasts have to be proof of Intelligent design!
Men in general are stronger and faster than women, yet all we have to do is unbutton the first three buttons on our shirt and they are totally in our control.
Woot! I'm ADD, I demand all buttons or my mind will... ooh shiny cube!! |
