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Tree Huggers
Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
04-25-2006 10:47
Got this in email today, thought it was worth sharing....

Only in California

While walking through the Northern California woods a man came up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.

With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him behind the ear and said, "Sweetie this just ain't gonna be your day"!
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Jenny Marshall
Registered User
Join date: 20 Mar 2005
Posts: 116
04-25-2006 10:51
hehe this is a very old joke ;)
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
04-25-2006 10:57
Hahahhaha.. that's a good one.
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
04-25-2006 11:51
I think I saw something like this in a Joe Gage film... ;)
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George Taggart
Registered User
Join date: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 11
04-25-2006 15:47
hehehe
Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
Join date: 3 May 2005
Posts: 2,505
04-25-2006 18:02
Just makes me giggle... :D
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Drew Ingmann
Stuck in a rut
Join date: 1 Sep 2005
Posts: 175
04-25-2006 20:33
Oh man...that would suck
Einsman Schlegel
Disenchanted Fool
Join date: 11 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,461
04-25-2006 21:37
Mumbles.. damn damn damn damn damn... DAMN... blah.