Be careful who you *wink* at
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Siobhan OFlynn
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03-22-2006 05:44
Maybe she'll join Second Life next.  Comedian Joan Rivers, 72, Takes Modern Approach to Finding Love, Signs Up on Match.com 03-22-2006 7:45 AM JACKSON, Miss. -- Joan Rivers is looking for love in cyberspace. So far, no luck. The 72-year-old red-carpet critic and comedian said she and assistant Matt Stewart created a profile for her on Match.com. "We were hoping to meet Mr. Right," Rivers told The Associated Press in a recent interview. "We didn't even get a wink." "Maybe there is somebody sitting out there in the east side of New York," she said. The profile lists Rivers as looking for a man between the ages of 65 and 75. Rivers doesn't want to get married again, though. The former talk show host was married to British producer Edgar Rosenberg, who committed suicide in 1987. As far as children go, Rivers already has one, daughter Melissa, as well as a 5-year-old grandson, Edgar. Her Match.com profile answer under the children section says "probably not." "Not right now, but I got two eggs in the refrigerator," she quipped. "I should have written, 'not right now unless it is very, very important to you'." Of course any man in Rivers' life would have to work around her busy schedule. Rivers will be performing her standup act in Tunica, Miss., on Saturday and will be touring Australia in April.
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Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
Join date: 17 Jun 2004
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03-22-2006 06:09
Okay. I'll fess up.
I'm Joan Rivers.
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
Join date: 8 Sep 2005
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03-22-2006 06:12
And, I'm Joan Rivers' long lost Scottish lurrrrve child
Hi mom
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Logan Bauer
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03-22-2006 06:14
From: Kendra Bancroft Okay. I'll fess up.
I'm Joan Rivers. Damnit, I can't believe I lost that bet. <pays Taco $5> |
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
Join date: 8 Sep 2005
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03-22-2006 06:17
Of course Taco knew, Taco is Joan Pivers other love child.
Hi again Mom
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Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
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03-22-2006 06:21
From: Lucifer Baphomet And, I'm Joan Rivers' long lost Scottish lurrrrve child
Hi mom 36 hours of labor and that's all I get? Can we talk? |
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Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
Join date: 17 Jun 2004
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03-22-2006 06:22
Just wait till I start my QVC business in Neualtenburg.
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
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03-22-2006 06:26
From: Logan Bauer Damnit, I can't believe I lost that bet. <pays Taco $5> It's so obvious if you only read every prime-numbered word in her writings.
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
Join date: 8 Sep 2005
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03-22-2006 06:26
From: Kendra Bancroft 36 hours of labor and that's all I get? Can we talk? LOL, thats sooooo close Kendra, my mother went through 38 hrs labour, and they had to deliver me by section. I guess I somehow knew how fucked up it was outside and didn't want to come out.
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Siobhan OFlynn
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03-22-2006 07:42
From: Lucifer Baphomet LOL, thats sooooo close Kendra, my mother went through 38 hrs labour, and they had to deliver me by section. I guess I somehow knew how fucked up it was outside and didn't want to come out. Personally, I think it was because of your horns. Can you say "OUCH"?
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From: Starax Statosky Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven. From: pandastrong Fairplay omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit From: Soleil Mirabeau I'll miss all of you assholes.
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Cocoanut Cookie
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Join date: 26 Jan 2006
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03-22-2006 11:23
rofl!
coco
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