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Schmophitt Neruda

Balancing my sanity

Join date: 5 Oct 2005

Posts: 81

10-27-2005 08:00

Have just been listening to the radio, when the following football story came on the hourly news:

"A nine year old boy has been banned from this season's remaining Middlesborough FC matches, after running on to the pitch and trying to slide-tackle a member of the opposition, no further action is being taken".

While I'm not condoning this kid's behaviour, it does make me wonder if it was a good clean tackle or did he get a red-card?

ROFLMAO

Does anyone else have any funny stories about the things kids do, that if an adult did them, they'd be in deep doodoo for?

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ZsuZsanna Raven

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10-27-2005 08:38

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HoseQueen McLean

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Join date: 23 Apr 2004

Posts: 918

10-27-2005 09:25

When my brother was little (around 3 I think), he had been hanging out with all the "men" in the garage on Thanksgiving. Apparently he picked up some new words to use.

At dinner, with the whole extended family... grandparents, aunts & uncles, he said "Mama, pass the mother fucking mashed potatoes."

And *I* am the one who got in trouble for laughing!

Lora Morgan

Puts the "eek" in "geek"

Join date: 19 Mar 2004

Posts: 779

10-27-2005 09:35

Haha! I would've gotten in trouble for laughing too, HoseQueen.

Schmophitt Neruda

Balancing my sanity

Join date: 5 Oct 2005

Posts: 81

10-28-2005 04:41

From: ZsuZsanna Raven

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Speaking of which.........gathers thoughts, bit embarrassed about this actually*.......when me and my little brother were kids, we were given some felt-tipped pens, which rather than colour in the books we were given, we used to COMPLETELY redecorate (furniture included) the downstairs of our house....so, everyone....DO NOT EVER AND I MEAN EVER...leave small children in the possession of crayons/pens/pencils/paints alone, never take your eyes off them, not even for a second, cos they may not stop at the walls or themselves for that matter

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My Mackenzie

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Join date: 6 Aug 2004

Posts: 86

10-28-2005 08:05

gotta luvem.

A few years back when my son was around 12'ish, him and his buddy were alone in our house for a couple of hours.

On my return home there was this very fresh nice smell in the house i couldnt place immediately, however....when i entered the livingroom omg....toothpaste in stripes and blotches in a 20 foot area (from one corner of the room to the other), tv, walls, floor, ceiling....

Apparently they had gotten this extremely *smart* idea to find out how many meters of toothpaste is in a tube

, and the way to do that, was to lay it on the floor, stand on the livingroom table and jump down on it lol.

They seemed to think it would all go in a nice straight line from the tube....instead it more or less exploded in both ends, spewing toothpaste pretty much everywhere.

I was not a happy camper, but we have laughed about it many times since

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Schmophitt Neruda Balancing my sanity Join date: 5 Oct 2005 Posts: 81	10-27-2005 08:00 Have just been listening to the radio, when the following football story came on the hourly news: "A nine year old boy has been banned from this season's remaining Middlesborough FC matches, after running on to the pitch and trying to slide-tackle a member of the opposition, no further action is being taken". While I'm not condoning this kid's behaviour, it does make me wonder if it was a good clean tackle or did he get a red-card? ROFLMAO Does anyone else have any funny stories about the things kids do, that if an adult did them, they'd be in deep doodoo for? _____________________ See the brilliance of the world, the good in everyone and you are truly blessed
ZsuZsanna Raven ~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~ Join date: 19 Dec 2004 Posts: 2,361	~pwned!!!!!~ 10-27-2005 08:38 . _____________________ ~Mewz!~
HoseQueen McLean curiouser & curiouser Join date: 23 Apr 2004 Posts: 918	10-27-2005 09:25 When my brother was little (around 3 I think), he had been hanging out with all the "men" in the garage on Thanksgiving. Apparently he picked up some new words to use. At dinner, with the whole extended family... grandparents, aunts & uncles, he said "Mama, pass the mother fucking mashed potatoes." And I am the one who got in trouble for laughing!
Lora Morgan Puts the "eek" in "geek" Join date: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 779	10-27-2005 09:35 Haha! I would've gotten in trouble for laughing too, HoseQueen.
Schmophitt Neruda Balancing my sanity Join date: 5 Oct 2005 Posts: 81	10-28-2005 04:41 From: ZsuZsanna Raven . Speaking of which.........gathers thoughts, bit embarrassed about this actually*.......when me and my little brother were kids, we were given some felt-tipped pens, which rather than colour in the books we were given, we used to COMPLETELY redecorate (furniture included) the downstairs of our house....so, everyone....DO NOT EVER AND I MEAN EVER...leave small children in the possession of crayons/pens/pencils/paints alone, never take your eyes off them, not even for a second, cos they may not stop at the walls or themselves for that matter _____________________ See the brilliance of the world, the good in everyone and you are truly blessed
My Mackenzie Certified ratnut Join date: 6 Aug 2004 Posts: 86	10-28-2005 08:05 gotta luvem. A few years back when my son was around 12'ish, him and his buddy were alone in our house for a couple of hours. On my return home there was this very fresh nice smell in the house i couldnt place immediately, however....when i entered the livingroom omg....toothpaste in stripes and blotches in a 20 foot area (from one corner of the room to the other), tv, walls, floor, ceiling.... Apparently they had gotten this extremely smart idea to find out how many meters of toothpaste is in a tube , and the way to do that, was to lay it on the floor, stand on the livingroom table and jump down on it lol. They seemed to think it would all go in a nice straight line from the tube....instead it more or less exploded in both ends, spewing toothpaste pretty much everywhere. I was not a happy camper, but we have laughed about it many times since _____________________ You cannot stop the birds of sorrow flying over your head, but you can prevent them from nesting in your hair. Chinese saying. Atlantic Dreams Designs (ADD's) in Grindlewald (229, 195)