1. I should be addressed as Her Imperial Majesty Vivianne, Queen of the Second Life Forums. Anything less than that is an obvious display of insufficient manners and poor upbringing.
2. Her Imperial Majesty Vivianne, Queen of the Second Life Forums is right, even when she is wrong, which of course she never is. Anyone disagreeing with this or her, ever, is obviously lazy and uneducated and should be barred from These, Our Forums.
3. Only event approved by Her Royal Majesty Vivianne, Queen of the Second Life Forums should be held in Second Life. Anyone who appreciates events that are not approved by Her Royal Majesty, such as *ingo or bogus yard sales, is obviously a product of poor upbringing, lazy, shiftless, uneducated and ill-mannered. Shoot these people. At the very least, bar them from These, Our Forums.
4. Those who make 'best of', 'most powerful', 'more l33t than thou' lists without including Her Imperial Majesty Vivianne, Queen of the Second Life Forums as numbero uno, supreme ruler and bestest most powerful and the very l33t3st are, again, ill-mannered, a product of poor upbringing, lazy, shiftless, and uneducated. Their lists are not to be discussed on These, Our Forums.
5. Other stuff to be decided later.