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Gladius Luchador
Secutor
Join date: 8 Feb 2005
Posts: 95
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01-27-2006 03:55
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
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01-27-2006 08:58
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M.... G.... bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life over a story on the internet.  (P.S. it is gross, but not as bad as I thought it would be  )_____________________
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Edav Roark
Bounty Hunter
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 569
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01-27-2006 09:08
If true, what did he expect after eating four overfilled plates of food?
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Cybin Monde
Resident Moderator (?)
Join date: 27 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,468
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truly hideous.
01-27-2006 09:11
Hideously funny, but still hideous.
i feel incredibly sorry for that man, but wow... what a story! something one could tell to your old school buddies over a LOT of alchohol. (just skip the mac & beef)  _____________________
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Dianne Mechanique
Back from the Dead
Join date: 28 Mar 2005
Posts: 2,648
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01-27-2006 09:37
If true, what did he expect after eating four overfilled plates of food? I bet there are a hundred people in this world that could live long fulfilling lives on the resources that this one pant-load sucks up. Bravo for him on the deft and responsible way in which he dealt with his "situation," but perhaps he should just have eaten that fifth plate, had a cheap funeral and saved everyone else the agony and expense.  _____________________
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Reitsuki Kojima
Witchhunter
Join date: 27 Jan 2004
Posts: 5,328
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01-27-2006 09:41
I bet there are a hundred people in this world that could live long fulfilling lives on the resources that this one pant-load sucks up. Yes, the food was here, not there. That said, I highly suspect this story is bogus... I also laughed the entire way through it, I'm sad to say. _____________________
I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us.
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Bazz Saarinen
Broken Producer
Join date: 24 Jan 2006
Posts: 12
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01-27-2006 21:51
I like eating at Ryan's Steakhouse, but I can never look at it the same way again now./
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Wuvme Karuna
..:: Spicy Latina ::..
Join date: 6 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,669
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01-27-2006 22:19
This story sounds fake.
Very cute, i like how he describes everything in detail how he took a dump...... _____________________
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