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Space Cadets

Piccadilly Metropolitan
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Join date: 2 Dec 2005
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12-07-2005 14:13
Another top show from Channel 4:

From: someone
Channel 4 is blasting a group of adventurers, ordinary members of the public, off into space to spend five days orbiting the earth. It's dangerous, it's exciting, and it's� totally bogus.

In fact, the cadets will be on a disused military base in Suffolk.

Our group of thrill seekers will experience two weeks of intensive astronaut training believing they are in Star City, near Moscow, and labouring under the illusion that they are part of a real space mission.

After all, who would go to the trouble of dressing Suffolk, up as Russia, and faking a space launch?

To fuel the illusion, the base has been painstakingly decked out in Russian products, down to the very last plug socket.

Their physical training is under the supervision of a genuine former KGB agent.

Hollywood visual effects specialists, Wonderworks, whose credits include The Day After Tomorrow and Apollo 13, have created the space shuttle itself from a NASA blueprint.

Sound effects have been created to simulate the incredible noise generated by blasting off from the earth. Hydraulics and 'air biscuits' will pull, jolt, and vibrate the craft around for authenticity.

When the cadets look out of the cockpit window, they'll see a distant earth, thanks to meticulous visual effects.

Who wouldn't believe?

Watch Space Cadets every night at 9pm and lap up the lie.


http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/S/spacecadets/

What does everyone think? Cruel joke or hilarious TV prank?
Juro Kothari
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12-07-2005 14:15
I must Tivo it! Looks like a great prank, but it could be a total bomb.
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Torley Linden
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12-07-2005 14:19
Are they going to fake the moon landing too?
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Gabe Lippmann
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12-07-2005 14:19
From: someone
After all, who would go to the trouble of dressing Suffolk, up as Russia, and faking a space launch?


Nice use of commas.

How do they simulate weightlessness?

I always wonder what the legal docs and waiver forms that these people sign prior to doing one of these must look like. If they actually read them, I would think there are some curious statements in them.
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Piccadilly Metropolitan
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12-07-2005 14:25
From: Gabe Lippmann
Nice use of commas.

It's what we've come to expect of Channel 4.

From: Gabe Lippmann
How do they simulate weightlessness?

Apparently, it's explained away to the morons they've picked for the show by saying they're in "near space" where some gravity still exists.
Cliffy Palmerstone
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Join date: 15 Sep 2004
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12-12-2005 17:19
I've watched some of this and had a few thoughts...

The 'crew members' are not reacting as if they are in space, they are behaving just like Big Brother contestants. And yes, they appear to be more than averagely deficient in brain cells.
The expression Space Cadet is sometimes used pejoratively:

definition from Wordnet:
From: someone
(n) space cadet (someone who seems unable to respond appropriately to reality (as if under the influence of some narcotic drug))
(source http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=space%20cadet )


Possible conspiracy theory: It's just possible they might all be actors and the prank is on the audience...

Anyway it's hardly riveting TV.
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Piccadilly Metropolitan
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Join date: 2 Dec 2005
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12-12-2005 17:43
No, it's bloody boring if you ask me.

That Scottish bloke with the dodgy hair has been on adverts too, there's video floating around the web which I can't be arsed to find at present.

They know it's all a sham; especially the ones who are in the "shuttle" at present. Like you say, I suspect there'd be a little more seriousness going on if they were really going up into space and less of the BB-style yelping and giggling.

I'm only watching it on the offchance that they're not actors, don't know they're being hoaxed and impale Johnny Vaughan on a wing when they find out. Result!