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Aurael Neurocam

Will script for food

Join date: 25 Oct 2005

Posts: 267

12-10-2005 14:40

If you could create a fantasy LSL function, one which would obviously never happen (because it's impossible or just too silly), what would it be?

I dreamt last night that I rezzed my dead uncle who died in Viet Nam so he could tell me about what he and my dad were like as kids...

so my function would be:

llRezDead(string PersonsName, integer YearsOld, string Description)

This would Rez a person who has passed beyond the veil into the Sl grid. You could talk to them and interact as you would with any other SL avatar. As an added bonus, you can alter their apparent age to whatever you want... so you could rez your grandfather at 15 years old or Moses when he was 60. The avatar would have the memories from the person's entire life, though.

Description would help you find the person... after all, the workers who sort the souls in the realm of the dead need a little more to go on than "Uncle Ted" when trying to locate someone.

So who's next?

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Foolish Frost

Grand Technomancer

Join date: 7 Mar 2005

Posts: 1,433

12-10-2005 14:59

llWallopSLPlayer(KEY avatar, FLOAT wallopstrength, STRING message)

Allows a player that is currently online using the avatar whose key is used to be walloped right through the monitor. FLOAT wallopstrength can be any number up to 10 equalling a puch able to crack concrete to a 1 of a tap on the cheek. The string message will be screamed into the players ear during the wallop.

This function can only be used on a paticular player once per day, and may lead to legal issues for the coder who uses it.

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Torley Linden

Enlightenment!

Join date: 15 Sep 2004

Posts: 16,530

12-10-2005 15:20

From: Aurael Neurocam

llRezDead(string PersonsName, integer YearsOld, string Description)

That's great, blows me away. It's filled my mind and I can't think of anything else now.

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Enoch Lameth

Where're my pants?

Join date: 1 Nov 2005

Posts: 131

12-10-2005 15:29

llReadMyMind(Integer Instances, Integer AnimationSwitch, Integer InteractivitySwitch)

Creates whatever is on my mind, so I don't pull the rest of my hair out trying to do so manually. I can control how many copies of the item are made, and, to a small degree, how complex they are.

Jeffrey Gomez

Cubed™

Join date: 11 Jun 2004

Posts: 3,522

12-10-2005 15:37

llStabThroughInternet(key id);

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Ordinal Malaprop

really very ordinary

Join date: 9 Sep 2005

Posts: 4,607

12-10-2005 15:38

llWriteScript(string purpose, float efficiency, float elegance, float resource_usage, integer comments) - returns the correct script to do the task described in the purpose parameter, with 0-1.0 parameters efficiency, elegance and resource_usage taken into account (these must add up to 1.0 or the function will fail).

The comments parameter is designed to take a boolean, but due to an unavoidable bug in coders' brains actually always reads as FALSE.

Jeffrey Gomez

Cubed™

Join date: 11 Jun 2004

Posts: 3,522

12-10-2005 15:57

From: Ordinal Malaprop

llWriteScript(string purpose, float efficiency, float elegance, float resource_usage, integer comments)

Hey, that's doable!

Just make it send an email to me. Don't forget the last field though: integer payment

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Aliasi Stonebender

Return of Catbread

Join date: 30 Jan 2005

Posts: 1,858

12-10-2005 16:31

llForcePerspective(key id, float duration)

Much like the Point of View gun from the Hitchhiker's movie, this makes the person behind the avatar see things your way for duration seconds.

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Travis Lambert

White dog, red collar

Join date: 3 Jun 2004

Posts: 2,819

12-10-2005 16:40

llSpawnGenie(integer numberofwishes, vector position)

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Cubeos Boffin

Registered User

Join date: 18 Sep 2004

Posts: 15

12-10-2005 17:00

llTakeMoney(key id,integer amount);
Takes amount from id and gives it to owner. Requires PERMISSION_STEAL

llSetStatus(STATUS_DELETE_LAGGY_SCRIPTS,TRUE);
Deletes scripts if they are too laggy- warning: in extreme cases of lag it may delete every script in the sim.

integer llFixSim(string simname);
Stops simname from lagging. Returns FALSE if PERMISSION_MAKE_SIM_LESS_LAGGY is not set, otherwise returns true.

Cid Jacobs

Theoretical Meteorologist

Join date: 18 Jul 2004

Posts: 4,304

12-10-2005 17:06

llDemiGodLikeRezObject(key inventory, vector pos)

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Malachi Petunia

Gentle Miscreant

Join date: 21 Sep 2003

Posts: 3,414

12-10-2005 17:14

llSetLag(float coefficient) where coefficient is [0..1]

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DoctorMike Soothsayer

He's not a real doctor.

Join date: 3 Oct 2005

Posts: 113

Fantasy LSL

12-11-2005 03:09

llOutOfBody(key id, vector pos)

so I can wander around SL getting exactly the right camera angles for filming

Or...

llPossess(key id)

to make that griefer walk off a cliff.

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"Thinking outside the Prim"

Jeffrey Gomez

Cubed™

Join date: 11 Jun 2004

Posts: 3,522

12-11-2005 03:15

From: DoctorMike Soothsayer

llPossess(key id)

to make that griefer walk off a cliff.

Heh. Heh.

Psst.

llPushObject and llDetectedVel can be manipulated so precisely this might be doable. Just divide out mass and account for the distance^3 falloff.

But I never said that. Nope.

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Seifert Surface

Mathematician

Join date: 14 Jun 2005

Posts: 912

12-11-2005 11:41

llSleep(key id, float hours);

Overload this function to also work on people who really shouldn't be staying up that late in SL.

llSleep(llGetOwner(), 8.0) would be really useful sometimes...

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Weedy Herbst

Too many parameters

Join date: 5 Aug 2004

Posts: 2,255

12-11-2005 12:02

llString2NotecardLine()

Lindens seem reluctant on this one. One can only dream.

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Aspen Normandy

Registered User

Join date: 25 Nov 2005

Posts: 42

12-12-2005 09:21

llConnect(integer port, string address, string protocol, integer flags);
Would be useful. Add in something like llReadLine and llWriteLine, and maybe llSelect.

The RPC over Email thing is painfully limiting.

Hiro Pendragon

bye bye f0rums!

Join date: 22 Jan 2004

Posts: 5,905

12-12-2005 15:57

llDetectedRLGender(key avatar)

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Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

Join date: 3 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,898

12-13-2005 18:12

llnam_shub

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"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
-Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey

Torley Linden

Enlightenment!

Join date: 15 Sep 2004

Posts: 16,530

12-13-2005 18:16

llWatermelon

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Krazzora Zaftig

Do you have my marbles?

Join date: 20 Aug 2005

Posts: 649

12-13-2005 18:17

llHiddenlindengod

Once enabled the game will run using 1MB ram and everything becomes clear...like Neo in the matrix figured out. Scripts are made and ready to go before you think about it and entire items made within two seconds. Quickly followed by you being sucked into the virtual SL world and you pray they don't reboot.

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Aliasi Stonebender

Return of Catbread

Join date: 30 Jan 2005

Posts: 1,858

12-13-2005 20:32

llNyarlhotep(float madness);

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Red Mary says, softly, “How a man grows aggressive when his enemy displays propriety. He thinks: I will use this good behavior to enforce my advantage over her. Is it any wonder people hold good behavior in such disregard?”
Anything Surplus Home to the "Nuke the Crap Out of..." series of games and other stuff

Your Fantasy LSL function
Aurael Neurocam Will script for food Join date: 25 Oct 2005 Posts: 267	12-10-2005 14:40 If you could create a fantasy LSL function, one which would obviously never happen (because it's impossible or just too silly), what would it be? I dreamt last night that I rezzed my dead uncle who died in Viet Nam so he could tell me about what he and my dad were like as kids... so my function would be: llRezDead(string PersonsName, integer YearsOld, string Description) This would Rez a person who has passed beyond the veil into the Sl grid. You could talk to them and interact as you would with any other SL avatar. As an added bonus, you can alter their apparent age to whatever you want... so you could rez your grandfather at 15 years old or Moses when he was 60. The avatar would have the memories from the person's entire life, though. Description would help you find the person... after all, the workers who sort the souls in the realm of the dead need a little more to go on than "Uncle Ted" when trying to locate someone. So who's next? _____________________
Foolish Frost Grand Technomancer Join date: 7 Mar 2005 Posts: 1,433	12-10-2005 14:59 llWallopSLPlayer(KEY avatar, FLOAT wallopstrength, STRING message) Allows a player that is currently online using the avatar whose key is used to be walloped right through the monitor. FLOAT wallopstrength can be any number up to 10 equalling a puch able to crack concrete to a 1 of a tap on the cheek. The string message will be screamed into the players ear during the wallop. This function can only be used on a paticular player once per day, and may lead to legal issues for the coder who uses it. _____________________ SLDrama.com: Join the drama that IS Second Life! The Future of Second Life, thoughts and discussion! My shop at SLExchange!
Torley Linden Enlightenment! Join date: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 16,530	12-10-2005 15:20 From: Aurael Neurocam llRezDead(string PersonsName, integer YearsOld, string Description) That's great, blows me away. It's filled my mind and I can't think of anything else now. _____________________
Enoch Lameth Where're my pants? Join date: 1 Nov 2005 Posts: 131	12-10-2005 15:29 llReadMyMind(Integer Instances, Integer AnimationSwitch, Integer InteractivitySwitch) Creates whatever is on my mind, so I don't pull the rest of my hair out trying to do so manually. I can control how many copies of the item are made, and, to a small degree, how complex they are.
Jeffrey Gomez Cubed™ Join date: 11 Jun 2004 Posts: 3,522	12-10-2005 15:37 llStabThroughInternet(key id); _____________________ ---
Ordinal Malaprop really very ordinary Join date: 9 Sep 2005 Posts: 4,607	12-10-2005 15:38 llWriteScript(string purpose, float efficiency, float elegance, float resource_usage, integer comments) - returns the correct script to do the task described in the purpose parameter, with 0-1.0 parameters efficiency, elegance and resource_usage taken into account (these must add up to 1.0 or the function will fail). The comments parameter is designed to take a boolean, but due to an unavoidable bug in coders' brains actually always reads as FALSE.
Jeffrey Gomez Cubed™ Join date: 11 Jun 2004 Posts: 3,522	12-10-2005 15:57 From: Ordinal Malaprop llWriteScript(string purpose, float efficiency, float elegance, float resource_usage, integer comments) Hey, that's doable! Just make it send an email to me. Don't forget the last field though: integer payment _____________________ ---
Aliasi Stonebender Return of Catbread Join date: 30 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,858	12-10-2005 16:31 llForcePerspective(key id, float duration) Much like the Point of View gun from the Hitchhiker's movie, this makes the person behind the avatar see things your way for duration seconds. _____________________ Red Mary says, softly, “How a man grows aggressive when his enemy displays propriety. He thinks: I will use this good behavior to enforce my advantage over her. Is it any wonder people hold good behavior in such disregard?” Anything Surplus Home to the "Nuke the Crap Out of..." series of games and other stuff
Travis Lambert White dog, red collar Join date: 3 Jun 2004 Posts: 2,819	12-10-2005 16:40 llSpawnGenie(integer numberofwishes, vector position) _____________________ ------------------ The Shelter The Shelter is a non-profit recreation center for new residents, and supporters of new residents. Our goal is to provide a positive & supportive social environment for those looking for one in our overwhelming world.
Cubeos Boffin Registered User Join date: 18 Sep 2004 Posts: 15	12-10-2005 17:00 llTakeMoney(key id,integer amount); Takes amount from id and gives it to owner. Requires PERMISSION_STEAL llSetStatus(STATUS_DELETE_LAGGY_SCRIPTS,TRUE); Deletes scripts if they are too laggy- warning: in extreme cases of lag it may delete every script in the sim. integer llFixSim(string simname); Stops simname from lagging. Returns FALSE if PERMISSION_MAKE_SIM_LESS_LAGGY is not set, otherwise returns true.
Cid Jacobs Theoretical Meteorologist Join date: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 4,304	12-10-2005 17:06 llDemiGodLikeRezObject(key inventory, vector pos) _____________________
Malachi Petunia Gentle Miscreant Join date: 21 Sep 2003 Posts: 3,414	12-10-2005 17:14 llSetLag(float coefficient) where coefficient is [0..1] _____________________
DoctorMike Soothsayer He's not a real doctor. Join date: 3 Oct 2005 Posts: 113	Fantasy LSL 12-11-2005 03:09 llOutOfBody(key id, vector pos) so I can wander around SL getting exactly the right camera angles for filming Or... llPossess(key id) to make that griefer walk off a cliff. _____________________ Performance Artist and educator "Thinking outside the Prim"
Jeffrey Gomez Cubed™ Join date: 11 Jun 2004 Posts: 3,522	12-11-2005 03:15 From: DoctorMike Soothsayer llPossess(key id) to make that griefer walk off a cliff. Heh. Heh. Psst. llPushObject and llDetectedVel can be manipulated so precisely this might be doable. Just divide out mass and account for the distance^3 falloff. But I never said that. Nope. _____________________ ---
Seifert Surface Mathematician Join date: 14 Jun 2005 Posts: 912	12-11-2005 11:41 llSleep(key id, float hours); Overload this function to also work on people who really shouldn't be staying up that late in SL. llSleep(llGetOwner(), 8.0) would be really useful sometimes... _____________________ -Seifert Surface 2G!tGLf 2nLt9cG
Weedy Herbst Too many parameters Join date: 5 Aug 2004 Posts: 2,255	12-11-2005 12:02 llString2NotecardLine() Lindens seem reluctant on this one. One can only dream. _____________________
Aspen Normandy Registered User Join date: 25 Nov 2005 Posts: 42	12-12-2005 09:21 llConnect(integer port, string address, string protocol, integer flags); Would be useful. Add in something like llReadLine and llWriteLine, and maybe llSelect. The RPC over Email thing is painfully limiting.
Hiro Pendragon bye bye f0rums! Join date: 22 Jan 2004 Posts: 5,905	12-12-2005 15:57 llDetectedRLGender(key avatar) _____________________ Hiro Pendragon ------------------ http://www.involve3d.com - Involve - Metaverse / Emerging Media Studio Visit my SL blog: http://secondtense.blogspot.com
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	12-13-2005 18:12 llnam_shub _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Torley Linden Enlightenment! Join date: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 16,530	12-13-2005 18:16 llWatermelon _____________________
Krazzora Zaftig Do you have my marbles? Join date: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 649	12-13-2005 18:17 llHiddenlindengod Once enabled the game will run using 1MB ram and everything becomes clear...like Neo in the matrix figured out. Scripts are made and ready to go before you think about it and entire items made within two seconds. Quickly followed by you being sucked into the virtual SL world and you pray they don't reboot. _____________________
Aliasi Stonebender Return of Catbread Join date: 30 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,858	12-13-2005 20:32 llNyarlhotep(float madness); _____________________ Red Mary says, softly, “How a man grows aggressive when his enemy displays propriety. He thinks: I will use this good behavior to enforce my advantage over her. Is it any wonder people hold good behavior in such disregard?” Anything Surplus Home to the "Nuke the Crap Out of..." series of games and other stuff

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