
LINDENS FOR NOTHING
(Money for Nothing parody)
Now, look at them yo-yo's... that's the way you do it
You play this game, they call this thing "SL,"
That ain't workin'... that's the way you do it!
Lindens for nothin', and the chicks... oh, hell...
Now, that ain't workin'... that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your mousing finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
Well, now, I gotta upgrade my computer
New NVidia video card
I gotta add me a gig of RAM
I need a faster net connection...
See the little furry with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair...
That little furry makes his own jet airplanes!
That little furry, he's a Lindenaire!
Well, now, I gotta upgrade my computer
New NVidia video card
I gotta add me a gig of RAM
I need a faster net connection...
I gotta learn how to build with prims
I gotta learn to write a script
Look at that sloot, her ass is hangin' out her skirt, now
Man, I can't believe this shit
And listen, what's that? Streaming audio?
And the streaming video is showing porn TV
That ain't workin'... that's the way you do it
Lindens for nothin', and your chicks for free
Well, now, I gotta upgrade my computer
New NVidia video card
I gotta add me a gig of RAM
I need a faster net connection...
Now, look at them yo-yo's... that's the way you do it
You play this game, they call it "Second Life,"
That ain't workin'... that's the way you do it!
Lindens for nothin', and a virtual wife...
Lindens for nothin', and a pixel wife...
I want my
I want my
I want my Second Life...

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