President George W. Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York state. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his career as Texas Governor, how he had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers"
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the President.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
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Joy Honey
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02-14-2006 12:39
 I wonder what my Indian name means ?? Two dogs fucking??? _____________________
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Joy Honey
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02-14-2006 12:47
I wonder what my Indian name means ?? Two dogs fucking??? I think it means this: http://www.strangeandbeautiful.com/art/why_do_you_ask_2dog_sm.jpg _____________________
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Rose Karuna
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02-14-2006 14:03
President George W. Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York state. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his career as Texas Governor, how he had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers" At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the President. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly. Thank you - this will have me smiling all the way home today. . _____________________
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Bill Diamond
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02-14-2006 14:29
It was election time and Hillary Clinton decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. Hillary had worked up to her finale, and the crowd was getting more and more excited.
"I promise better education opportunities for Native Americans!" The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya! Hoya!". Hillary was a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by their enthusiasm. "I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on the Reservation!" "Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet. "I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native Americans!" The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!" After the speech, Hillary was touring the Reservation, and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since she was from Arkansas, and knew a bit about cattle, she asked the Chief if she could get closer to take a look at the cattle. "Sure," the Chief said, "but be careful not to step in the hoya." |
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Sally Rosebud
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I wonder what my Indian name means ?? Two dogs fucking??? Nah, most likely something with sheep...  _____________________
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Joy Honey
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02-14-2006 14:34
It was election time and Hillary Clinton decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. Hillary had worked up to her finale, and the crowd was getting more and more excited. "I promise better education opportunities for Native Americans!" The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya! Hoya!". Hillary was a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by their enthusiasm. "I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on the Reservation!" "Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet. "I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native Americans!" The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!" After the speech, Hillary was touring the Reservation, and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since she was from Arkansas, and knew a bit about cattle, she asked the Chief if she could get closer to take a look at the cattle. "Sure," the Chief said, "but be careful not to step in the hoya." hehee that's funny too _____________________
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Edward Mathys
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02-14-2006 18:07
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Oh God, That's truely Funny.
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Richie Waves
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02-15-2006 05:06
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly. This is the funniest line I read in weeks _____________________
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
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02-15-2006 06:05
This is an old one...
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