How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
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Eggy Lippmann
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03-08-2006 18:44
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Nolan Nash
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03-08-2006 19:47
I combined another technique with the anus flexing - the "How to tenderize an octopus" one, that is linked lower on that page. I caught an octopus and squeezed it in my buttocks ALL DAY - damn, do I feel BETTER, plus I am going to take my bun-derized octopus and cook it! All that sphincter squeezing has made me hungry!
 And sadly, yes I think the guy is for real with his assertion, but I dunno that asshole flexing will relieve depression. Lots of assholes flex on these boards everyday, and some of 'em seem pretty depressed...  _____________________
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Chip Midnight
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03-08-2006 19:52
Nolan, didn't you know that's how calamari is made?
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Nolan Nash
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03-08-2006 19:59
Nolan, didn't you know that's how calamari is made? Quit being anal. _____________________
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Ralph Doctorow
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03-08-2006 21:06
I want squid pie!!!
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Peyden Russell
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03-08-2006 21:56
originally by Nolan Nash:
"And sadly, yes I think the guy is for real with his assertion, but I dunno that asshole flexing will relieve depression. Lots of assholes flex on these boards everyday, and some of 'em seem pretty depressed..". HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! |
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Chance Abattoir
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03-10-2006 01:07
For the adventurous, here's a warning: Octopi have beaks that can break open mussels.
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Zuzu Fassbinder
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03-10-2006 09:36
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Karsten Rutledge
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03-10-2006 12:22
I combined another technique with the anus flexing - the "How to tenderize an octopus" one, that is linked lower on that page. I caught an octopus and squeezed it in my buttocks ALL DAY - damn, do I feel BETTER, plus I am going to take my bun-derized octopus and cook it! All that sphincter squeezing has made me hungry! And sadly, yes I think the guy is for real with his assertion, but I dunno that asshole flexing will relieve depression. Lots of assholes flex on these boards everyday, and some of 'em seem pretty depressed... Oh my god, I should not read off-topic at work. I couldn't stop myself from laughing! _____________________
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