If you were a linden

If you were a linden what would you do and work with... or if you choose CEO what would you do to SL -.^

Me I would Be more like Torley Linden , silly and funny and loved by all helping all the time when I can

I would hire usability specialists, human factors engineers, human computer interaction specialists, and the like .. btw.. I just graduated you can hire me lol

I'd ban Ethan.

<3 ya ethan hehe

If I were a Linden..
I'd ban 'em in the morning.
I'd ban 'em in the evening,
All over the grid.

I'd shoot all the griefer gangs,
I'd zap the giant primwangs,
I'd usher in love,
between,
the Furries, Gors and others...

A-a-a-all over this grid.

lol nice one Equino, but i am loved too much to be baned

Creative and poweful I like it

i would teleport everyone to a cage match

can you say lazertag?

nah, way to laggy. Try....Celebrity Death Match

I tryed to be a Linden...


But if I could be anything at Linden labs I'd go for chief of Police and open up a SL jail like is talked about here so much. And I wouldnt just transport people to jail I'd put a bounty on them. And man it would be so fun to track down some of the more evil users with there many accounts.

I use tor allot and I've seen people use it as a proxy for SL so I can only wonder what there doing on there.

If I were King of the Forest, Not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl.
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl - woof.
As I'd click my heel, all the trees would kneel.
And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.
And the sparrow would take wing - If I - If I - were King!
Each rabbit would show respect to me.
The chipmunks genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash, I would show compash
For every underling!
If I - If I - were King!
Just King!

Wizard of Oz (1939)

Nice XD

Dear Phillip, you made many, many poor avatars.
By eliminating weekly allowances, chairs, and dwell
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I were a Linden?

If I were a Linden,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a Linden-like man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy Linden,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle-like man.

I'd buy a big prefab Lordfly castle with rooms by the dozen,
In the middle of my own island-town.
A fine glass roof with 1024x1024 textured floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading to the pirate boat floating in the sky
Just for that Wu-touch.

I'd fill my yard with chicks, party turkeys, sycophants, and Lindens
For all my neighbors to see and hear.
And each loud "beautiful" and "mahvalus" and dreamy "so FIC-like"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here lives a wealthy Linden-like man."

I see my virtual wife, my robin's egg, looking like a Linden's partner,
With proper hoochie-hair and bling-blue eyes
Supervising virtual rock concerts to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on particle airs and strutting like a furry peacock.
Oh, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the basic account servants, day and night.

If I were a Linden,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a Linden-like man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy Linden,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle-like man.


Apologies to Tevye and Fiddler on the Roof.

If I were a Linden I'd stand at a sunny place and produce tons of oxygen each day.

"... I'd kill everybody. WHOOPSIES! moving right along"

"Monopoly's just a game, I'm trying to control the fucking world"


Robin Williams
Live on Broadway

If only i were a linden ^^

The world would be a better place for it ...... BOING!

... I would be ashamed of myself ...