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Taco Rubio

also quite creepy

Join date: 15 Feb 2004

Posts: 3,349

02-20-2006 21:22

Dear Hungry People,

I realize you're on the "have-not" side of the digital divide, and you won't have access to read this, but I still felt a need to apologize someplace, so maybe this will 'trickle down' to you.

I won't be giving any more handouts on the street this year. I simply can't afford it.

I gave $2346 in handounts in 2005, as near as I can figure it, and it turns out i was supposed to give the money, not to you, hungry citizens, but to charitable organizations such as:

2002 US Figure Skating Championships Inc.
22nd Bomb Squadron Association
Abhinaya Dance Company of San Jose Inc.
Advanced Tennis Research Project
Donnie Moore Ministries Inc.
Flaslight Productions (yes, i realize they spelled that wrong)
Grand Council of the Iloilo Circle
Human Potential Research Institute
Life in Him Ministries
Nigerian Association of Central California
Research Institute for Buddhalogy Light and Color Energy Incorporate
Stockton Mavericks Inc.
Uss Ranger Museum Foundation

by giving you money to eat, I have to pay another $986 in taxes, rather than getting a $282 refund.

For the rest of the year, I will keep a list of these organizations, and when you need a cup of coffee or something to eat, feel free to call them; I am willing to loan my cell phone or arrange for a pay phone to be used. I'm sure they can and will serve your immediate needs as well as $4 would.

Yours,

Taco Rubio

_____________________

From: Torley Linden

We can't be clear enough, ever, in our communication.

Joy Honey

Not just another dumass

Join date: 17 Jun 2005

Posts: 3,751

02-20-2006 21:39

From: Taco Rubio

Dear Hungry People,

I realize you're on the "have-not" side of the digital divide, and you won't have access to read this, but I still felt a need to apologize someplace, so maybe this will 'trickle down' to you.

I won't be giving any more handouts on the street this year. I simply can't afford it.

I gave $2346 in handounts in 2005, as near as I can figure it, and it turns out i was supposed to give the money, not to you, hungry citizens, but to charitable organizations such as:

2002 US Figure Skating Championships Inc.
22nd Bomb Squadron Association
Abhinaya Dance Company of San Jose Inc.
Advanced Tennis Research Project
Donnie Moore Ministries Inc.
Flaslight Productions (yes, i realize they spelled that wrong)
Grand Council of the Iloilo Circle
Human Potential Research Institute
Life in Him Ministries
Nigerian Association of Central California
Research Institute for Buddhalogy Light and Color Energy Incorporate
Stockton Mavericks Inc.
Uss Ranger Museum Foundation

by giving you money to eat, I have to pay another $986 in taxes, rather than getting a $282 refund.

For the rest of the year, I will keep a list of these organizations, and when you need a cup of coffee or something to eat, feel free to call them; I am willing to loan my cell phone or arrange for a pay phone to be used. I'm sure they can and will serve your immediate needs as well as $4 would.

Yours,

Taco Rubio

So did you donate money to United Way thinking they help people who really need it? I'm sorry they tricked you too (if it was indeed them)

_____________________

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin

You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Bertha Horton

Fat w/ Ice Cream

Join date: 19 Sep 2005

Posts: 835

02-21-2006 00:04

So next month your post will be about your cell phone bill?

_____________________

Trapped in a world she never made!

Burke Prefect

Cafe Owner, Superhero

Join date: 29 Oct 2004

Posts: 2,785

02-21-2006 07:09

While I don't aspire to be a politician of any sort, I do use the same 'additional payment' methods of them to keep my taxes to a minimum.
I'm still working on the 'really expensive items' payments, but getting paid under the table works as well.

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My Blog | My Board | My Cafe| My Slex

Logan Bauer

Inept Adept

Join date: 13 Jun 2004

Posts: 2,237

02-21-2006 07:28

From: Taco Rubio

Dear Hungry People,

I realize you're on the "have-not" side of the digital divide, and you won't have access to read this, but I still felt a need to apologize someplace, so maybe this will 'trickle down' to you.

And it has! I skipped breakfast this morning and therefore am fully qualified to figuratively represent the world's hunger crisis. You will be hearing from our attorney(s).

_____________________

PICS -

BLOG - http://arcticgreenhouse.blogspot.com/
XSTREET -

INWORLD -http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alternate Reality/144/138/54/

Reitsuki Kojima

Witchhunter

Join date: 27 Jan 2004

Posts: 5,328

02-21-2006 17:17

Homeless Guy: Do you have any spare change?
Fletcher: mm-hmmm
Homeless Guy: Could you spare some?
Fletcher: Yes, I could!
Homeless Guy: Will you? (Fletcher shakes head) Why not?
Fletcher: Because I believe that you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from my car to the office without being hackled by the decaying mass of western society! That, plus I'm cheap.

Liar, Liar.

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I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us.

Zuzu Fassbinder

Little Miss No Tomorrow

Join date: 17 Sep 2004

Posts: 2,048

02-21-2006 19:11

From: Reitsuki Kojima

Homeless Guy: Do you have any spare change?
Fletcher: mm-hmmm
Homeless Guy: Could you spare some?
Fletcher: Yes, I could!
Homeless Guy: Will you? (Fletcher shakes head) Why not?
Fletcher: Because I believe that you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from my car to the office without being hackled by the decaying mass of western society! That, plus I'm cheap.

Homeless Guy: Do you have any change?
Fletcher: how do I know you wont use it to buy booze?
Homeless Guy: Oh, I can assure you that I'm going to use it for food.
Fletcher: How do i know that?
Homeless Guy: *holds out a wad of cash* 'caues I've already got money for booze.

_____________________

From: Bud

I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

Sorry, hungry people!
Taco Rubio also quite creepy Join date: 15 Feb 2004 Posts: 3,349	02-20-2006 21:22 Dear Hungry People, I realize you're on the "have-not" side of the digital divide, and you won't have access to read this, but I still felt a need to apologize someplace, so maybe this will 'trickle down' to you. I won't be giving any more handouts on the street this year. I simply can't afford it. I gave $2346 in handounts in 2005, as near as I can figure it, and it turns out i was supposed to give the money, not to you, hungry citizens, but to charitable organizations such as: 2002 US Figure Skating Championships Inc. 22nd Bomb Squadron Association Abhinaya Dance Company of San Jose Inc. Advanced Tennis Research Project Donnie Moore Ministries Inc. Flaslight Productions (yes, i realize they spelled that wrong) Grand Council of the Iloilo Circle Human Potential Research Institute Life in Him Ministries Nigerian Association of Central California Research Institute for Buddhalogy Light and Color Energy Incorporate Stockton Mavericks Inc. Uss Ranger Museum Foundation by giving you money to eat, I have to pay another $986 in taxes, rather than getting a $282 refund. For the rest of the year, I will keep a list of these organizations, and when you need a cup of coffee or something to eat, feel free to call them; I am willing to loan my cell phone or arrange for a pay phone to be used. I'm sure they can and will serve your immediate needs as well as $4 would. Yours, Taco Rubio _____________________ From: Torley Linden We can't be clear enough, ever, in our communication.
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	02-20-2006 21:39 From: Taco Rubio Dear Hungry People, I realize you're on the "have-not" side of the digital divide, and you won't have access to read this, but I still felt a need to apologize someplace, so maybe this will 'trickle down' to you. I won't be giving any more handouts on the street this year. I simply can't afford it. I gave $2346 in handounts in 2005, as near as I can figure it, and it turns out i was supposed to give the money, not to you, hungry citizens, but to charitable organizations such as: 2002 US Figure Skating Championships Inc. 22nd Bomb Squadron Association Abhinaya Dance Company of San Jose Inc. Advanced Tennis Research Project Donnie Moore Ministries Inc. Flaslight Productions (yes, i realize they spelled that wrong) Grand Council of the Iloilo Circle Human Potential Research Institute Life in Him Ministries Nigerian Association of Central California Research Institute for Buddhalogy Light and Color Energy Incorporate Stockton Mavericks Inc. Uss Ranger Museum Foundation by giving you money to eat, I have to pay another $986 in taxes, rather than getting a $282 refund. For the rest of the year, I will keep a list of these organizations, and when you need a cup of coffee or something to eat, feel free to call them; I am willing to loan my cell phone or arrange for a pay phone to be used. I'm sure they can and will serve your immediate needs as well as $4 would. Yours, Taco Rubio So did you donate money to United Way thinking they help people who really need it? I'm sorry they tricked you too (if it was indeed them) _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Bertha Horton Fat w/ Ice Cream Join date: 19 Sep 2005 Posts: 835	02-21-2006 00:04 So next month your post will be about your cell phone bill? _____________________ Trapped in a world she never made!
Burke Prefect Cafe Owner, Superhero Join date: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 2,785	02-21-2006 07:09 While I don't aspire to be a politician of any sort, I do use the same 'additional payment' methods of them to keep my taxes to a minimum. I'm still working on the 'really expensive items' payments, but getting paid under the table works as well. _____________________ My Blog \| My Board \| My Cafe\| My Slex
Logan Bauer Inept Adept Join date: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 2,237	02-21-2006 07:28 From: Taco Rubio Dear Hungry People, I realize you're on the "have-not" side of the digital divide, and you won't have access to read this, but I still felt a need to apologize someplace, so maybe this will 'trickle down' to you. And it has! I skipped breakfast this morning and therefore am fully qualified to figuratively represent the world's hunger crisis. You will be hearing from our attorney(s). _____________________ PICS - BLOG - http://arcticgreenhouse.blogspot.com/ XSTREET - INWORLD -http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alternate Reality/144/138/54/
Reitsuki Kojima Witchhunter Join date: 27 Jan 2004 Posts: 5,328	02-21-2006 17:17 Homeless Guy: Do you have any spare change? Fletcher: mm-hmmm Homeless Guy: Could you spare some? Fletcher: Yes, I could! Homeless Guy: Will you? (Fletcher shakes head) Why not? Fletcher: Because I believe that you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from my car to the office without being hackled by the decaying mass of western society! That, plus I'm cheap. Liar, Liar. _____________________ I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us.
Zuzu Fassbinder Little Miss No Tomorrow Join date: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,048	02-21-2006 19:11 From: Reitsuki Kojima Homeless Guy: Do you have any spare change? Fletcher: mm-hmmm Homeless Guy: Could you spare some? Fletcher: Yes, I could! Homeless Guy: Will you? (Fletcher shakes head) Why not? Fletcher: Because I believe that you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from my car to the office without being hackled by the decaying mass of western society! That, plus I'm cheap. Homeless Guy: Do you have any change? Fletcher: how do I know you wont use it to buy booze? Homeless Guy: Oh, I can assure you that I'm going to use it for food. Fletcher: How do i know that? Homeless Guy: holds out a wad of cash 'caues I've already got money for booze. _____________________ From: Bud I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

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