Today I decided to go through and cancel some of the recurring billing items that I rarely use or no longer use. (yes I am one of those people to lazy to cancel a charge every month)
On the call, the representative always asks you why you are cancelling. I have found it is fun to tell them that you were just convicted of 5 counts of felony murder and that their service is not accesible in federal prison.
It's almost enough fun to make me want to cancel more accounts today.
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Neehai Zapata
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12-22-2005 10:50
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Aaron Levy
Medicated Lately?
Join date: 3 Jun 2004
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12-22-2005 10:55
OMG that's funny. I am going to do that; I have a recurring bill right now for credit report monitoring and I'm going to tell them that I've been convicted of 5 counts of murder and a credit report ain't going to do me much good on death row.
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Kazuo Murakami
Sofa King
Join date: 31 Aug 2005
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12-22-2005 11:18
"I'm in jail, them phone operators kept askin too many questions."
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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12-22-2005 11:25
Today I decided to go through and cancel some of the recurring billing items that I rarely use or no longer use. (yes I am one of those people to lazy to cancel a charge every month) On the call, the representative always asks you why you are cancelling. I have found it is fun to tell them that you were just convicted of 5 counts of felony murder and that their service is not accesible in federal prison. It's almost enough fun to make me want to cancel more accounts today. You're my hero of the day. _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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Fun at the movies.
12-22-2005 11:29
I like going up to box offices and pretending something I'm not.
1. Asian - I've gone up to box offices with a thick Japanese accent (which I am clearly not) and had the person NOT EVEN LOOK AT ME ONCE. 2. Retarded- I wore a bike helmet and a bright jacket to the movie theatres to see a serial killer movie and, drooling, pretended I was retarded. Not only the ticket taker, but EVERYONE REFUSED TO MAKE EYE CONTACT. It was like owning a force field.  People are funny._____________________
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
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12-22-2005 11:35
Neehai, you rock.
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