WTF is wrong with Florida - part deux
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Rose Karuna
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02-03-2006 10:37
OK - This is just on weeks worth of weirdness.... I can't believe I live in this place  Has anyone been watching "Invasion"? I think there may be something to it.Cop Shoots Self With Own Gun During Drug BustPOSTED: 6:44 am EST February 1, 2006 LAUDERHILL, Fla. -- A Lauderhill police officer is recovering in the hospital after being shot during an undercover drug sting Tuesday night. http://www.local10.com/news/6646678/detail.htmlNaked Driver Blamed For School LockdownPOSTED: 11:25 am EST February 3, 2006 A Central Florida man was arrested after he was spotted by a sheriff's deputy driving naked near an elementary school in Bunnell, Fla., according to a report. Jody Medders, 40, was spotted by a Flagler County sheriff's deputy driving nude on U.S. 1 near Bunnell, The Daytona Beach News Journal reported. http://www.local6.com/news/6708120/detail.html?subid=22100428&qs=1;bp=tWoman Accused Of Burning Home, Self For SympathyPOSTED: 7:16 am EST February 3, 2006 A 35-year-old woman who was seriously burned in a house fire last month was arrested Tuesday after an investigation discovered she apparently set the blaze for sympathy, according to a WKMG-TV report. http://www.local10.com/news/6647210/detail.htmlStuck Robber Dangles In Store's Vent For 6 HoursPOSTED: 5:31 pm EST February 2, 2006 A man attempting to break into a store in Orlando, Fla., was rescued Thursday after he became stuck in a vent for more than 6 hours, according to WKMG-TV in Orlando. Investigators said Lonnie Shields climbed into a small vent located on the roof of the New City Mart located at 2127 West Washington St. in Orlando early Thursday. A business owner walked into to the store and noticed feet hanging out of the vent system, according to the report. The man was also screaming for help. http://www.local10.com/news/6687770/detail.html
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Reitsuki Kojima
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02-03-2006 10:45
This is why Fark.com has a special tag just for news from Florida.
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Cristiano Midnight
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02-03-2006 10:49
I am telling you, it is the Cuban coffee.
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Nyx Divine
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02-03-2006 11:06
Crazy shit but alas we got crazies ALL over the nation and world........*sigh*
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Mulch Ennui
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02-03-2006 11:07
Rose, this is gimmick infringement!!! If you went up to Norm McDonald and started bragging how much Germans Love David Hasslehoff, it would be very similar as if you were to come into off topic and start telling Mulch how FUBAR Florida is. I will sue you for every Linden you have!!!
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Rose Karuna
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02-03-2006 11:55
From: Mulch Ennui Rose, this is gimmick infringement!!! If you went up to Norm McDonald and started bragging how much Germans Love David Hasslehoff, it would be very similar as if you were to come into off topic and start telling Mulch how FUBAR Florida is. I will sue you for every Linden you have!!!  Gets out phone book, quickly calls F. Lee Bailey Oh, never mind...  A Naples, Florida judge has concluded that the famous lawyer should be permanently disbarred for inappropriately pocketing millions of dollars intended for the government. http://www.vote.com/vote/12884375/objective12884376.phtml?cat=6834357
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Mulch Ennui
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02-03-2006 11:58
actually Rose
if you refer back to my WTF is wrong with Florida thread from way back, it was dated in the title
that was because Florida is a fertile ground for "wtf?" posts
from now on, you are welcome to steal my gimmick, but date them, it drives the point home and allows for new posts about the insanity of florida
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Rose Karuna
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02-03-2006 12:01
From: Mulch Ennui actually Rose
if you refer back to my WTF is wrong with Florida thread from way back, it was dated in the title
that was because Florida is a fertile ground for "wtf?" posts
from now on, you are welcome to steal my gimmick, but date them, it drives the point home and allows for new posts about the insanity of florida Sowwy... and I did not mean to steal your idea only to enhance it. 
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Mulch Ennui
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02-03-2006 12:05
From: Rose Karuna Sowwy... and I did not mean to steal your idea only to enhance it. u know I don't mind with you Rose you have had my loyalty ever since you told me about the unmentioned element in how you broke your arm riding your bike :eyesdialate: just a suggestion to date WTF is wrong with fl;orida posts. Trust me, there will be plenty of more material in the future...
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Chance Abattoir
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02-03-2006 12:20
From: Mulch Ennui from now on, you are welcome to steal my gimmick, but date them, it drives the point home and allows for new posts about the insanity of florida Adam Corolla beat you to it. He and Dr. Drew used to play "Germany or Florida" where people would call in with bizarre stories and they would guess if they came from Germany or Florida.
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Zapoteth Zaius
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02-03-2006 12:24
Its full of old people. Or so I hear..
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Mulch Ennui
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02-03-2006 12:32
From: Chance Abattoir Adam Corolla beat you to it. He and Dr. Drew used to play "Germany or Florida" where people would call in with bizarre stories and they would guess if they came from Germany or Florida. thats funny germany had the guy who cut off the mans penis on video, they both ate it. then the the 1st guy killed the second guy and ate him. all captured on video the guy basically got a slap on the wrist, because, get this, the 2nd man was eaten by his own request... that edges out the insanity of florida a bit... just a bit though
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Rose Karuna
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02-03-2006 12:56
From: Mulch Ennui thats funny
germany had the guy who cut off the mans penis on video, they both ate it. then the the 1st guy killed the second guy and ate him. all captured on video
the guy basically got a slap on the wrist, because, get this, the 2nd man was eaten by his own request...
that edges out the insanity of florida a bit...
just a bit though Yeah - I'd say that the German canibal thingie beats the Florida guy who brought two Russian "brides" over to the U.S. and paid for all of their plastic surgery so they would both look like "Barbie" and be "Identical Twins". Memoralized in a Haaisen book but apparently also a true story. I know... It's the ... German tourists. That's it. /smacks forehead
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Magnum Serpentine
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02-03-2006 13:12
From: Rose Karuna OK - This is just on weeks worth of weirdness.... I can't believe I live in this place Has anyone been watching "Invasion"? I think there may be something to it.Cop Shoots Self With Own Gun During Drug BustPOSTED: 6:44 am EST February 1, 2006 LAUDERHILL, Fla. -- A Lauderhill police officer is recovering in the hospital after being shot during an undercover drug sting Tuesday night. http://www.local10.com/news/6646678/detail.htmlNaked Driver Blamed For School LockdownPOSTED: 11:25 am EST February 3, 2006 A Central Florida man was arrested after he was spotted by a sheriff's deputy driving naked near an elementary school in Bunnell, Fla., according to a report. Jody Medders, 40, was spotted by a Flagler County sheriff's deputy driving nude on U.S. 1 near Bunnell, The Daytona Beach News Journal reported. http://www.local6.com/news/6708120/detail.html?subid=22100428&qs=1;bp=tWoman Accused Of Burning Home, Self For SympathyPOSTED: 7:16 am EST February 3, 2006 A 35-year-old woman who was seriously burned in a house fire last month was arrested Tuesday after an investigation discovered she apparently set the blaze for sympathy, according to a WKMG-TV report. http://www.local10.com/news/6647210/detail.htmlStuck Robber Dangles In Store's Vent For 6 HoursPOSTED: 5:31 pm EST February 2, 2006 A man attempting to break into a store in Orlando, Fla., was rescued Thursday after he became stuck in a vent for more than 6 hours, according to WKMG-TV in Orlando. Investigators said Lonnie Shields climbed into a small vent located on the roof of the New City Mart located at 2127 West Washington St. in Orlando early Thursday. A business owner walked into to the store and noticed feet hanging out of the vent system, according to the report. The man was also screaming for help. http://www.local10.com/news/6687770/detail.html I can tell you whats wrong with Florida..... Jethro "Jeb Clampett" Bush is the Governor there. Nuff Said. |
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Reitsuki Kojima
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02-03-2006 13:16
From: Magnum Serpentine I can tell you whats wrong with Florida.....
Jethro "Jeb Clampett" Bush is the Governor there.
Nuff Said. Please kindly explain how a single one of those could be his fault. kthxbye4now!
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