I take back everything nice I ever said about Chris Klein. He literally fried his own ass in the eyes of the american public. I think that most of us felt bad for Chris after his fiance of 5 years dumped him and moved on to Mr Cruise. Now he proves that we are all soft hearted idiots, cause he was a jerk in the first place....Congrats Kat(i)e and thank god you got out when you did! I hated American Pie 1 2 and 3!
"Sure, Tom Cruise has indoctrinated Katie Holmes into an unorthodox faith, abused innocent sofas in her name (which he changed to Kate), repeatedly sucked on her tonsils in public and knocked her up with lightning speed, but, hey, at least he's not Chris Klein.
Yeah, we never thought we'd say that either, but then the actress' corn-fed ex-fiancé decided to spout off to Elle. We'd like to say he comes across in the interview as a chauvinistic, pompous bonehead, but that would be an insult to all the chauvinistic, pompous boneheads out there.
Whether through overcompensation or overconfidence, Klein, who dated Holmes for five years, spews some doltish doozies during the sit-down, beginning with whether there's a favorite meal he prepares to win over his dates.
"I don't need food to impress, man," boasts the cocky "American Pie" C-lister. "It's a flash of a smile and a nice conversation. And at the end of the day, she's cooking the food."
Chris, 26, a self-described "alpha heterosexual" who only dates "8 to 10's," also reveals how displeased he is if a woman he's seeing gains a few pounds.
"I'm not tolerant of that at all," declares the actor, who says he has no problem telling his swollen squeeze to shape up.
"When a woman isn't feeling good about herself and you combine that with her period, eventually she'll ask you if you like her body," he pontificates. "You have to say no."
Klein then rejects the interviewer's suggestion that "they're just looking for you to say, 'You look beautiful to me, honey.'" "If they do, it's placating," he scoffs. "I don't placate."
Given this attitude, it's not surprising when he admits the "worst thing" a woman ever said to him was, "You're a [expletive that rhymes with 'brass pole']."
As he recalls, "The time it really hurt was when a stranger said it. I was just trying to tell this chick to get lost. I try to treat all women with respect whether they're pretty or ugly. I want to be nice and be like, 'Wow, thanks for the attention. But get out of my face.'"
A few other gentlemanly gems from the chat include Chris describing wooing a woman as a "predator-prey situation" and admitting he stays "very closed off until a woman deserves to know me completely."
Asked if this approach makes it tough for potential partners to unravel the enigma that is Chris Klein, he sneers, "Hey, man, I'm not here to hold hands and babysit. She's got to come to the table with something."
As for his romance with Holmes, Klein reveals they "had an absolute ball, but we grew up." He insists they're still friends even though they don't talk, and dismissively says he doesn't keep up with her "amazing" Cruise coupling, which in the wake of this interview now seems slightly less cringe-inducing (curse you, Chris Klein!).
"No way," he huffs. "I've got fantasy football to play."
Source: http://movies.msn.com/movies/hotgossip3
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11-23-2005 15:35
Do women find him attractive?
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11-23-2005 15:40
He don't do a thing for me.
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11-23-2005 15:40
Oh, and there is NO EXCUSE for that haircut. It is just wrong.
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Bertha Horton
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11-23-2005 15:59
So what if he hates fat girls? I know lots of guys who prefer cushioning.
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11-23-2005 16:23
He's delusional. You have to ba an "A List" actor to reach that level of assholery. He's got a long way to go.
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11-23-2005 17:12
only a guy with a small pee pee fears fat girls!!!!
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11-23-2005 17:15
Who the hell is Chris Klein?
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11-23-2005 17:35
He's delusional. You have to ba an "A List" actor to reach that level of assholery. He's got a long way to go. Yep. |
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11-23-2005 18:39
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11-23-2005 22:42
He's not looking for a woman, he's looking for Barbie! *gives Chris a blow up Barbie doll* There! a match made in heaven!
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11-24-2005 01:58
I've dated women who were a bit on the weighty side and I gotta say they were the greatest! And even after the breakups, we're all still friends!! It's not the size that counts- it's the person within.
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11-24-2005 02:52
Yuriko, Just out of curiosity, were you ever in ragnarok before?
Ummm ... about Chris Klein, I've no idea who he is, never watched american pie before but I hope he's happy with his choice of gf (although I am uncertain at his success at attracting a nice girl at this point of time) Good luck, Chris. May all the blessings be with you. _____________________
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11-24-2005 11:57
What a knob-jockey.
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11-27-2005 17:39
Yuriko, Just out of curiosity, were you ever in ragnarok before? Ummm ... about Chris Klein, I've no idea who he is, never watched american pie before but I hope he's happy with his choice of gf (although I am uncertain at his success at attracting a nice girl at this point of time) Good luck, Chris. May all the blessings be with you. Yes, but not with iRO, I work for pRO, well the company that licensed it in our country (Phil Ragnarok Online). Why do you ask? ^^;; _____________________
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11-27-2005 18:41
What an ass.
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11-28-2005 02:01
Yes, but not with iRO, I work for pRO, well the company that licensed it in our country (Phil Ragnarok Online). Why do you ask? ^^;; Its just that your forum icon reminds me of ragnarok a whole lot  I've been addicted to ragnarok for a while a year or two back and I remember having that icon when my character was happy Ahh months of time wasted killing dangerous albeit cute looking jungle creatures. Ragnarok is adorable That icon brings memories  _____________________
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Its just that your forum icon reminds me of ragnarok a whole lot I've been addicted to ragnarok for a while a year or two back and I remember having that icon when my character was happy Ahh months of time wasted killing dangerous albeit cute looking jungle creatures. Ragnarok is adorable That icon brings memories It is. It's the /ok sign. I like the new drooling emoticon though. I miss Ragnarok, and I'd still love to play it but unfortunately playing RO (or any of our games for that matter) that I had to stop. That's how i got into SL. Also I'm beginning to think that Chris Klein has 'fans' here in my family, particularly on my dad's side. I'm not obese or ridiculously fat, and in fact have trimmed down a bit and just yesterday and today I had to suffer 'fat' comments from my aunt (my dad's sister) at a funeral and my dad during breakfast. His side has this obession with sticks even though they aren't sticks. (-_-) Someone help me kill them, please. _____________________
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11-28-2005 06:13
All I can say is... never heard of Chris Klein... just like I imagine millions of other peeps out there.
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