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What Do You Do With Your Gas?

What Do You Do With Your Gas?

Fart it and Waste it
5 (100.0%)

Burp it and Taste it?
0 (0.0%)

Total votes: 5
Mulch Ennui
15 Minutes are Over
Join date: 22 May 2005
Posts: 2,607
03-30-2006 03:10
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
03-30-2006 03:12
spew it onto the forums like everyone else, of course
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Spinner Poutine
Still rezzin or am I
Join date: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 583
03-30-2006 03:26
I don't waste it, I pull the covers over the wife's head :D
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Madiera Westerburg
waiting for apocolypse :D
Join date: 6 Apr 2004
Posts: 836
03-30-2006 03:30
there is no evidence that i, miss perfection, HAS any gas! i refuse to subject myself to a poll that is so obviously biased with no *no gas at all option!
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Satu Moreau
Seldom seen ***** phantom
Join date: 22 Nov 2004
Posts: 65
03-30-2006 05:08
From: Spinner Poutine
I don't waste it, I pull the covers over the wife's head :D


AAAH! My husband practically does that! :p lol Though if you find my profile in game you'll find a little quote at the bottom that speaks of my sillyness with gases in game.
Lord Wishbringer
Registered User
Join date: 3 Dec 2004
Posts: 209
03-30-2006 05:19
Bottle it and sell it for 50L or rent it out at 10L per hour. I'm the self appointed SL FartBaron.
Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
03-30-2006 05:21
Heavy coffee drinker, heavy smoker, heavy meat eater... yea, I can REEK.

I love giving "cherry blossoms" to the fiance :D

OR better- in a crowded store, drop one in an aisle & walk away. Watch how fast it clears the isle. :D
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Siobhan OFlynn
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Join date: 19 Aug 2003
Posts: 1,140
03-30-2006 08:53
From: Tod69 Talamasca
Heavy coffee drinker, heavy smoker, heavy meat eater... yea, I can REEK.

I love giving "cherry blossoms" to the fiance :D

OR better- in a crowded store, drop one in an aisle & walk away. Watch how fast it clears the isle. :D

Boy, Tod69, you're a real CATCH, aren't you? ;) :D

My husband is the KING of dropping one in an aisle and walking away. I can't tell you how many aisles he's cleared in Wal*Mart! :eek:
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
03-30-2006 09:10
I meticulously package my gas in such a way so that when the shipping box is opened it explodes. I make these in my shack on the side of a mountain in Montana, and mail them out to various academicians and politicians.
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
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03-30-2006 09:11
From: Siobhan OFlynn
Boy, Tod69, you're a real CATCH, aren't you? ;)
If catching farts is you're thing, I suppose so... :p
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Bertha Horton
Fat w/ Ice Cream
Join date: 19 Sep 2005
Posts: 835
03-30-2006 15:33
Farts and burps are two different things entirely. For one thing, one cannot eructate methane!
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
03-31-2006 03:44
From: Siobhan OFlynn
Boy, Tod69, you're a real CATCH, aren't you? ;) :D

My husband is the KING of dropping one in an aisle and walking away. I can't tell you how many aisles he's cleared in Wal*Mart! :eek:



Heh, she gets mad cuz she can't out do me at it. And Wal-mart is SWEET for doing that!! So are stores with really narrow aisles.

Working at a restaurant, I also like to remind the waitresses that, since men keep their wallet in the back pocket, and smells are molecules of the "stuff", that anytime a guy farts, their money is covered in particles of shit. Ever see a waitress reluctant to pick up a tip? :D

What is a fart but the cry of a lonely turd? :)
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