
"I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique."

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Maerl Olmstead
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07-20-2006 09:41
![]() "I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique." ![]() _____________________
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Siobhan OFlynn
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07-20-2006 09:43
Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
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Nolan Nash
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07-20-2006 09:44
See the irony is what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over.
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Siobhan OFlynn
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07-20-2006 09:45
See the irony is what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over. Wrong thread, Nolie ![]() this comes next: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it! _____________________
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-20-2006 09:48
here I would recommend one of these
http://secure-antares5.com/acb/stores/3/product1.asp?SID=3&Product_ID=402 they are alot cleaner and theres no need to clean the cage |
Nolan Nash
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07-20-2006 09:50
Wrong thread, Nolie ![]() this comes next: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it! Yes yes, I couldnt resist though. ![]() I do love that sketch so here you go lawnguyland goyle! No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage! _____________________
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Maerl Olmstead
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07-20-2006 09:58
Yes yes, I couldnt resist though. ![]() I do love that sketch so here you go lawnguyland goyle! No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage! The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead! _____________________
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Zuzu Fassbinder
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07-20-2006 10:01
actually...
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07-20-2006 10:06
The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead! N'ah, 'es just sleepin! |
Maerl Olmstead
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07-20-2006 10:13
N'ah, 'es just sleepin! All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show... <smack smack> ![]() <cuttle fish!!> _____________________
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Siobhan OFlynn
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07-20-2006 10:24
Yes yes, I couldnt resist though. ![]() I do love that sketch so here you go lawnguyland goyle! No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage! That's ok, you're forgiven. I could listen to pResident Bush say sh*t all day ![]() ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (owner hits the cage) There, he moved! _____________________
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Norman Desmoulins
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07-20-2006 10:32
hum... I guess I'm a bit twisted... cuz I instantly thought this...
http://www.eros-guide.com/articles/2004-02-10/puppyplay/ |
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07-20-2006 10:35
That's ok, you're forgiven. I could listen to pResident Bush say sh*t all day ![]() ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (owner hits the cage) There, he moved! No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage! _____________________
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07-20-2006 10:37
hum... I guess I'm a bit twisted... cuz I instantly thought this... http://www.eros-guide.com/articles/2004-02-10/puppyplay/ and eww... ![]() _____________________
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Siobhan OFlynn
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07-20-2006 11:13
No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage! I never!! _____________________
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Maerl Olmstead
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07-20-2006 11:15
I never!! Yes, you did! _____________________
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07-20-2006 11:17
I never, never did anything...
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07-20-2006 11:21
I never, never did anything... (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call! _____________________
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07-20-2006 11:22
(yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call! <Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.> _____________________
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Siobhan OFlynn
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07-20-2006 11:23
Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
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07-20-2006 11:27
Now that's what I call a dead parrot. No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! _____________________
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07-20-2006 11:29
No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! _____________________
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