You compute me.
Resistance is futile.
You had me at "Hello World."
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it's you I find.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
