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paulie Femto
Into the dark
Join date: 13 Sep 2003
Posts: 1,098
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11-06-2005 16:59
This morning I got a phone call from PETA; they informed me that Richard Simmons had been abducted and force-fed twinkies outside a convenience store by Mothers Against Hard Rock. They said they found my number scratched into a toilet seat at KFC and they wanted me (to help them) bad. When I got there, they immediately asked me if I knew of any Arnold Swarzenegger posters that Richard might have stolen. They said that Rich had over 1500 jock straps and his custom faced orange butt-monkey on him and both had been molested. I told them that Richard was a W-hat and everyone who dated him was in awe of his l33t haxxor sk1lz, including me. The reason I am posting this is because I felt that everyone has the right to know about this very special episode of Felicity. Richard was far too precious to lose his buttoxal sanctity to rabid, 35 year-old Barney fans in such a heartless and violent way.
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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11-06-2005 18:10
You mean this is not Richard?
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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 2,734
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11-06-2005 18:12
From: someone Richard Simmons abducted HAHAHA 
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