Do you want my body?
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Ananda Sandgrain
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03-28-2006 09:22
OFFER
1 relatively male body, 33 years/450,000 miles, suffers from some neglect but is fully functional. Comes complete with insurance, prebuilt career and fully legal citizenship. With proper maintenance the warranty is good for another 40 years.
Terms of sale: Free upon demonstration of ability to complete transfer, but you have to let me keep some of my books and things.
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
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03-28-2006 09:26
From: Ananda Sandgrain OFFER
1 relatively male body, 33 years/450,000 miles, suffers from some neglect but is fully functional. Comes complete with insurance, prebuilt career and fully legal citizenship. With proper maintenance the warranty is good for another 40 years.
Terms of sale: Free upon demonstration of ability to complete transfer, but you have to let me keep some of my books and things. How much are you asking for?
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Mulch Ennui
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03-28-2006 09:30
you lost me on the word "male"
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nimrod Yaffle
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03-28-2006 09:31
From: Mulch Ennui you lost me on the word "male" He's selling a mannequin!
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Nolan Nash
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03-28-2006 09:31
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Ananda Sandgrain
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03-28-2006 09:57
From: nimrod Yaffle How much are you asking for? While I would love to accept a straight trade-in, I would only do it for a model that is more my style. My own prejudicial thinking makes it hard to believe anyone would want a straight trade for this thing of mine so I'm offering it free of charge and I'll make my own arrangements for my next acquisition.
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
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03-28-2006 10:21
This thread baffles me.
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Nolan Nash
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03-28-2006 11:09
From: nimrod Yaffle This thread baffles me. Baffled people are a scourge. Out of 1000s of baffled people, one is bound to be a criminal -- ban them! Ananda, I will give you 2 coconuts (one partially eaten) and a left-threaded wingnut.
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nimrod Yaffle
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03-28-2006 11:11
From: Nolan Nash B Ananda, I will give you 2 coconuts (one partially eaten) and a left-threaded wingnut. I can't give you a coconut, but I can give you 2 nuts. 
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Cartridge Partridge
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03-28-2006 11:38
From: nimrod Yaffle This thread baffles me. Baffle Yaffle! 
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Nolan Nash
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03-28-2006 11:40
From: Cartridge Partridge Baffle Yaffle!  hahaha! One baffled yaffle for raffle, tickets cost one coconut.
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Kendra Bancroft
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03-28-2006 11:42
From: Ananda Sandgrain While I would love to accept a straight trade-in, I would only do it for a model that is more my style. My own prejudicial thinking makes it hard to believe anyone would want a straight trade for this thing of mine so I'm offering it free of charge and I'll make my own arrangements for my next acquisition. Is it mod/copy/re-sell?
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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03-28-2006 11:44
From: Kendra Bancroft Is it mod/copy/re-sell? I'm betting it's probably no copy.
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Ananda Sandgrain
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03-28-2006 11:52
It is no-copy, and although it is somewhat modifiable it has resisted my more drastic mod attempts, which is why I'm looking for a new model. And what you do with it after I've vacated the premises is your business. Nolan, what would I want with that - I am a left-threaded wingnut! 
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Cartridge Partridge
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03-28-2006 11:55
From: Joy Honey I'm betting it's probably no copy. I think it's no mod too. Maybe you can add a tattoo, but i reckon you can't move the sliders...
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Joy Honey
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03-28-2006 11:58
From: Cartridge Partridge I think it's no mod too. Maybe you can add a tattoo, but i reckon you can't move the sliders... I'm guessing if you feed it too much or not enough.. some of those sliders WILL move 
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Cartridge Partridge
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03-28-2006 12:01
From: Joy Honey I'm guessing if you feed it too much or not enough.. some of those sliders WILL move  That's obviously a scripting obtained effect 
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Ananda Sandgrain
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03-28-2006 17:49
Any takers please visit me tonight in disembodied form. My assumption will be that you plan to take up permanent residence, and are not just here for some temporary demonic possession kick. This is important because as soon as you take the controls I'm headed off to get a different body, and I don't seem too skilled at remote management.
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