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Willow Zander

Having Blahgasms

Join date: 22 May 2004

Posts: 9,935

01-24-2006 04:29

ADD YER OWN!!!!

NEW WORDS FOR 2006

TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking B******s.

SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps On
everything, and then leaves.

SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only
to get screwed and die.

CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles.

SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies
turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home
with the kids or start a "home business".

SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.

OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that
you've just made a BIG mistake ( e.g. you've hit reply all')

GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of
buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff
member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is
known as a McShit with Lies.

AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black
box'.

AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
cruise at 3am .

BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home
after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how
you got here, and where you've come from.

BOBFOC. Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

BREAKING THE SEAL. Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of
drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

BRITNEY SPEARS. Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please"

GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive
when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth
seeing.

MONKEY BATH . A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you
go:"Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're
in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive
people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning
before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter
in your bed instead.

NELSON MANDELA. Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager)

PEARLHARBOUR. Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit
"Pearl Harbour" out there (there's a nasty nip in the air)

PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks
like she's got four buttocks

SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person

SWAMP-DONKEY. A deeply unattractive woman

TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women

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Margeaux Mirabeau

VERTASUAL

Join date: 21 Sep 2005

Posts: 141

01-24-2006 05:03

Willow thank you so much for this thread !! I was in a f***ing bad mood but now I'm laughing again

I would add my own but most of the jokes would be lost in translation..

Anyone else ??

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Kris Ritter

paradoxical embolism

Join date: 31 Oct 2003

Posts: 6,627

01-24-2006 05:10

From: Willow Zander

SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps On
everything, and then leaves.

Thats just plain old 'manager'.

Willow Zander

Having Blahgasms

Join date: 22 May 2004

Posts: 9,935

01-24-2006 05:24

From: Kris Ritter

Thats just plain old 'manager'.

I *totally* lost it with my Manager today, about various things, he looked very scared, I think he thought I was in the middle of a breakdown! Got him to agree with me on certain thing tho! WOO GO TEMPER

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*I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...*

"Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind."

<3 Giddeon's <3

Artillo Fredericks

Friendly Orange Demon

Join date: 1 Jun 2004

Posts: 1,327

01-24-2006 06:46

I made up a new word the other day (well new to me)... it was actually a typo, but lately I've been using it as a word

funly.

LuckyStar knows all about funly.

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Gabe Lippmann

"Phone's ringing, Dude."

Join date: 14 Jun 2004

Posts: 4,219

01-24-2006 08:13

Truly awesome!

I thrive on being stressed and angry. What's that...stress badger?

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Lizbeth Marlowe

The ORIGINAL "Demo Girl"

Join date: 7 May 2005

Posts: 544

01-24-2006 08:21

Butterface: Used to describe a woman thusly: She's got a great body, butterface!

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Enoch Lameth

Where're my pants?

Join date: 1 Nov 2005

Posts: 131

01-24-2006 08:36

Cum Wombat:

A corperation or clique of people may decide to persue a goal which places them in the company of ***holes, melodramatic psychos, and general angry-yet-addicted patronage. When living daily in the midst of all this stress inducing insanity, the clique or corperation must find a means of therapy. Affectionately refered to as a mascot, the Cum Wombat is the youngest, most inexperienced rookie in the group, on which all pressure is released.

Desmond Shang

Guvnah of Caledon

Join date: 14 Mar 2005

Posts: 5,250

01-24-2006 08:57

Aeroplane blonde...

*snicker!*

That list of words made my day...

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Steampunk Victorian, Well-Mannered Caledon!

Bertha Horton

Fat w/ Ice Cream

Join date: 19 Sep 2005

Posts: 835

01-24-2006 18:15

Cube Farm is so 2004.

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Trapped in a world she never made!

Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

Join date: 3 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,898

01-24-2006 18:44

From: Willow Zander

PEARLHARBOUR. Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit
"Pearl Harbour" out there (there's a nasty nip in the air)

cowl: I'm sure there's some derogatory comments I could make about about angry Nigerians that someone would find funny, but I'd probably get the boot.

The other ones were funny, though. Where were they from? I've seen some before.

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-Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey

Simon Tokhes

Registered User

Join date: 10 Jan 2006

Posts: 28

01-24-2006 19:29

Truthiness

Spinner Poutine

Still rezzin or am I

Join date: 28 Oct 2005

Posts: 583

01-25-2006 02:04

Fluddy.. Friend/Lover also know as F#$% Buddy

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Can't we all just get along?
Doughnuts,err Pie, for everyone

Neehai Zapata

Unofficial Parent

Join date: 8 Apr 2004

Posts: 1,970

01-25-2006 04:54

From: someone

BREAKING THE SEAL. Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of
drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

There was a bar where I grew up that had a night of really cheap drinks.

There was a catch. Each time someone went to the bathroom, the cost of drinks for everyone in the bar increased. This created quite a bit of entertainment.

Once you left the bar, you could not return for the night. So no pissing outside or next door.

Generally, you drank cheap until you had to piss and then you left rather than risking the scorn of everyone else drinking. There were always a few "fuck this I goota pee" assholes who would drive up the prices.

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New Words for 2006
Willow Zander Having Blahgasms Join date: 22 May 2004 Posts: 9,935	01-24-2006 04:29 ADD YER OWN!!!! NEW WORDS FOR 2006 TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking B****s. SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps On everything, and then leaves. SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business". SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate. STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake ( e.g. you've hit reply all') GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies. AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am . BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. BOBFOC. Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. BREAKING THE SEAL. Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. BRITNEY SPEARS. Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please" GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH . A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:"Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. NELSON MANDELA. Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager) PEARLHARBOUR. Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit "Pearl Harbour" out there (there's a nasty nip in the air) PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person SWAMP-DONKEY. A deeply unattractive woman TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women _____________________ I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide... "Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind." <3 Giddeon's <3**
Margeaux Mirabeau VERTASUAL Join date: 21 Sep 2005 Posts: 141	01-24-2006 05:03 Willow thank you so much for this thread !! I was in a f***ing bad mood but now I'm laughing again I would add my own but most of the jokes would be lost in translation.. Anyone else ?? _____________________ "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." ( From Dune by Frank Herbert ).
Kris Ritter paradoxical embolism Join date: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 6,627	01-24-2006 05:10 From: Willow Zander SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps On everything, and then leaves. Thats just plain old 'manager'.
Willow Zander Having Blahgasms Join date: 22 May 2004 Posts: 9,935	01-24-2006 05:24 From: Kris Ritter Thats just plain old 'manager'. I totally lost it with my Manager today, about various things, he looked very scared, I think he thought I was in the middle of a breakdown! Got him to agree with me on certain thing tho! WOO GO TEMPER _____________________ *I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* "Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind." <3 Giddeon's <3
Artillo Fredericks Friendly Orange Demon Join date: 1 Jun 2004 Posts: 1,327	01-24-2006 06:46 I made up a new word the other day (well new to me)... it was actually a typo, but lately I've been using it as a word funly. LuckyStar knows all about funly. _____________________ "I, for one, am thouroughly entertained by the mass freakout." - Nephilaine Protagonist --== www.artillodesign.com ==--
Gabe Lippmann "Phone's ringing, Dude." Join date: 14 Jun 2004 Posts: 4,219	01-24-2006 08:13 Truly awesome! I thrive on being stressed and angry. What's that...stress badger? _____________________ go to Nocturnal Threads
Lizbeth Marlowe The ORIGINAL "Demo Girl" Join date: 7 May 2005 Posts: 544	01-24-2006 08:21 Butterface: Used to describe a woman thusly: She's got a great body, butterface! _____________________ Vote to add a button to verify Deleting Items! Prop 903 I've updated my BLOG!
Enoch Lameth Where're my pants? Join date: 1 Nov 2005 Posts: 131	01-24-2006 08:36 Cum Wombat: A corperation or clique of people may decide to persue a goal which places them in the company of ***holes, melodramatic psychos, and general angry-yet-addicted patronage. When living daily in the midst of all this stress inducing insanity, the clique or corperation must find a means of therapy. Affectionately refered to as a mascot, the Cum Wombat is the youngest, most inexperienced rookie in the group, on which all pressure is released.
Desmond Shang Guvnah of Caledon Join date: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 5,250	01-24-2006 08:57 Aeroplane blonde... snicker! That list of words made my day... _____________________ Steampunk Victorian, Well-Mannered Caledon!
Bertha Horton Fat w/ Ice Cream Join date: 19 Sep 2005 Posts: 835	01-24-2006 18:15 Cube Farm is so 2004. _____________________ Trapped in a world she never made!
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	01-24-2006 18:44 From: Willow Zander PEARLHARBOUR. Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit "Pearl Harbour" out there (there's a nasty nip in the air) cowl: I'm sure there's some derogatory comments I could make about about angry Nigerians that someone would find funny, but I'd probably get the boot. The other ones were funny, though. Where were they from? I've seen some before. _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Simon Tokhes Registered User Join date: 10 Jan 2006 Posts: 28	01-24-2006 19:29 Truthiness
Spinner Poutine Still rezzin or am I Join date: 28 Oct 2005 Posts: 583	01-25-2006 02:04 Fluddy.. Friend/Lover also know as F#$% Buddy _____________________ Can't we all just get along? Doughnuts,err Pie, for everyone
Neehai Zapata Unofficial Parent Join date: 8 Apr 2004 Posts: 1,970	01-25-2006 04:54 From: someone BREAKING THE SEAL. Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. There was a bar where I grew up that had a night of really cheap drinks. There was a catch. Each time someone went to the bathroom, the cost of drinks for everyone in the bar increased. This created quite a bit of entertainment. Once you left the bar, you could not return for the night. So no pissing outside or next door. Generally, you drank cheap until you had to piss and then you left rather than risking the scorn of everyone else drinking. There were always a few "fuck this I goota pee" assholes who would drive up the prices. _____________________ Unofficial moderator and proud dysfunctional parent to over 1000 bastard children.

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