Smokey the Bear says...
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Smokey the Bear says...
"Bears can't talk."
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Die in a fire."
2 (15.4%)
Something about pika-nik baskets.
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Total votes: 13
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Qweebokal Basiat
Unregistered User
Join date: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 92
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07-01-2006 18:22
Smokey the bear is pretty cool, despite the close(yet false) connotation with furries.
If you ever got the chance to meet him in RL or in There(he didn't find SL to his tastes,)
what words of wisdom would he share with you?
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
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07-01-2006 20:54
D: "Regular small fires are good for the forest ecosystem."
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
Join date: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,146
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07-02-2006 01:51
Stolen joke! Q. Why is it that Smokey the Bear and his wife don't have any children? A.Because everytime his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel. 
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Peyden Russell
Registered User
Join date: 25 Oct 2005
Posts: 377
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07-02-2006 03:25
OMG Nimrod that is FUNNY!!!
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Weedy Herbst
Too many parameters
Join date: 5 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,255
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07-02-2006 04:22
Forest fires prevent bears. |
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
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07-02-2006 05:37
E. When you burn evidence, put out the fire with water and stir the coals before you leave. |
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Ewan Took
Mad Hairy Scotsman
Join date: 5 Dec 2004
Posts: 579
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07-02-2006 06:19
Smokey should move to Scotland where it never stops raining long enough for forest fires.
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Aces Spade
Raise you One♠
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,774
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07-02-2006 09:44
Only YOU can prevent Forrest fires  I live in Alaska and some jackass dumped hot BBQ coals into the woods and started a huge fire that destroyed homes and cabins, i gotta ask, what the hell are people thinking these days lol
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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07-02-2006 11:13
THAT is the problem. They AREN'T thinking.
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Echo Dragonfly
Surely You Jest
Join date: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 325
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07-02-2006 17:13
Smokey is a wimp, now here is da big bear
[IMG]http://members.tripod.com/~tiki_21/cartoon1/yogi2.gif[IMG]
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Echo Dragonfly
Surely You Jest
Join date: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 325
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07-02-2006 17:23
Smokey couldn't compete with this bear 
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Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with its apparent opposite and enemy, the sense of order imposed on the disciplined adult intelligence. Norman Podhoretz ...................... If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? ............................ Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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