The Koala and the Little Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard
walks past.

Lizard looks up and says "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have
a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to
get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls
into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him
to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain
forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he
looks up and says "Hey you!"


So the koala looks down at him and says:



"Fuuuuck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

ROFLMGDAO

hahaha! good one Joy!

Thanks Joy. My soda is now all over the keyboard and I can't quite get it out from between the keys. I shall mail you a bill

I'm putting up disclaimers next time