A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there
for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, sir, you should know five things .....
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah,
not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
