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Turbo Hand
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Join date: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 102
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07-02-2006 08:05
I have lived with the shame my entire life. After much therapy, I am finally ready to reveal the truth. The truth about my past. When I was 16 years old I needed money. I came from a poor family. I did what I had to do to make ends meet. My first job.  |
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,237
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07-02-2006 08:18
That reminds me coincidentally of one of my earliest most terrifying memories of my childhood - running happily up towards the stage, then getting close enough to hear the pneumatic/mechanical sounds and notice the rigid,jerky movement. I ran away from the stage crying, and told my parents that the real Showbiz pizza characters I knew and loved had been replaced by robots.
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Kathmandu Gilman
Fearful Symmetry Baby!
Join date: 21 May 2004
Posts: 1,418
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07-02-2006 08:23
You aren't technically a furry unless you LIKED dressing up as a bear.
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
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07-02-2006 12:07
Along time ago, when Chuck E Cheese first appeared, the rat himself shook my hand when I beat a bonus level of Galaga. He had weird hands. Furry on the outside, but they felt like gloved hands. Could that have been a dude in a suit instead of a 6' mutant rat? Nah...
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Turbo Hand
Registered User
Join date: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 102
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07-02-2006 15:52
Children liked Billy Bob much better than Chuck E. Cheese.
It was horrible! Horrible I tell you!
I remember Monday Night Football when all the college guys would come to eat pizza and watch the game on the large screen television. They always assumed it was a waitress in the suit.
"Come sit on my lap Billy Bob!"
Some nights I still wake up in a cold sweat with those words ringing in my ears.
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,237
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07-02-2006 15:58
From: Teeny Leviathan Along time ago, when Chuck E Cheese first appeared, the rat himself shook my hand when I beat a bonus level of Galaga. He had weird hands. Furry on the outside, but they felt like gloved hands. Could that have been a dude in a suit instead of a 6' mutant rat? Nah... Wait, you're saying the real Chuck E was replaced by a dude in a suit? Or, perhaps secretly replaced with a ruthless, soulless assassin robot! But then, what happened to the real Chuck E Cheese?!?!?!!!!!   |