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Phoenix Psaltery

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Join date: 25 Feb 2005

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01-26-2006 15:04

A professor at Texas A & M University was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raised their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raised their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"About 15 students raised their hands.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" three students raised their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba from Oklahoma raised his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and said, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asked,"So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said a GOAT!!!"

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Lecktor Hannibal

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01-26-2006 15:10

This is clearly sheepism!

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Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

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Maeve Morgan

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01-26-2006 15:23

>.<

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Euterpe Roo

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01-26-2006 15:41

A & M. heheheheheheheh. Oh. Sorry. Gig 'em.

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Sally Rosebud

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Join date: 3 May 2005

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01-26-2006 15:55

ooohhhh and I didn't see that coming.... *sighs*

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Tod69 Talamasca

The Human Tripod ;)

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 4,107

01-26-2006 20:05

HEY! My Ex-Girlfrend wuz a Goat! Hur name wuz Becky. I luved her, well at least till the farmer caught me.

***** insert banjo music here *****

And once you go Capra Hircus, you never go baaaaaaaaa-aack!

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Vinny Delorean

Old noob

Join date: 21 Jun 2004

Posts: 167

01-27-2006 11:21

oops

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Phoenix Psaltery Ninja Wizard Join date: 25 Feb 2005 Posts: 2,599	01-26-2006 15:04 A professor at Texas A & M University was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raised their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raised their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"About 15 students raised their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" three students raised their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... have any of you ever *made love* to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba from Oklahoma raised his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and said, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asked,"So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said a GOAT!!!" P2 _____________________
Lecktor Hannibal YOUR MOM Join date: 1 Jul 2004 Posts: 6,734	01-26-2006 15:10 This is clearly sheepism! _____________________ YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
Maeve Morgan ZOMG Resmod! Join date: 2 Apr 2004 Posts: 1,512	01-26-2006 15:23 >.< _____________________ Located in Shark Everything under $100L
Euterpe Roo The millionth monkey Join date: 24 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,395	01-26-2006 15:41 A & M. heheheheheheheh. Oh. Sorry. Gig 'em. _____________________ "Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo “One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN "next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang
Sally Rosebud the girl next door Join date: 3 May 2005 Posts: 2,505	01-26-2006 15:55 ooohhhh and I didn't see that coming.... sighs _____________________ "I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?" ~Ernest Hemingway
Tod69 Talamasca The Human Tripod ;) Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 4,107	01-26-2006 20:05 HEY! My Ex-Girlfrend wuz a Goat! Hur name wuz Becky. I luved her, well at least till the farmer caught me. *** insert banjo music here *** And once you go Capra Hircus, you never go baaaaaaaaa-aack! _____________________ really pissy & mean right now and NOT happy with Life.
Vinny Delorean Old noob Join date: 21 Jun 2004 Posts: 167	01-27-2006 11:21 oops _____________________