|
Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
|
06-17-2006 20:37
Mary had a little pig,She kept it fat and plastered;And when the price of pork went up,She shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. Jack and Jill went up the hillTo have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, And now they have a son. Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you dumbass." Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggsFor breakfast again. Hey diddle diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came running to see why, He kissed them too, 'cause he was bi. There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad... She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.  P2
|
|
Dwight Clutterbuck
Resident Maniac Cowboy
Join date: 29 Mar 2006
Posts: 37
|
06-17-2006 21:04
LMAO! 
_____________________
"I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane." - Waylon Jennings
|
|
Nyx Divine
never say never!
Join date: 11 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,052
|
06-18-2006 16:01
Hehe I like
_____________________
Yes Virginia there is an FIC!
If someone shows you who they are.....believe them!
Don't be afraid to go out on a limb, because that's where the fruit is!
|
|
Aodhan McDunnough
Gearhead
Join date: 29 Mar 2006
Posts: 1,518
|
06-18-2006 16:56
a couple I have:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
I don't know what they did up there
but now they have a daughter
Mary had a little lamb,
a little pork, a little ham...
|
|
Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
|
06-18-2006 20:32
'Mary had a little lamb,
and tied it to the heater.
And when the lamb would turn around,
it would burn it's little peter.'
_____________________
I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
|
|
Dismay Wilde
Bleed Designs Owner
Join date: 12 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,771
|
06-19-2006 18:59
Hahaha love it! |
|
Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
|
06-19-2006 19:40
Jack and Jill went up the hill
They each had a dollar and a quarter
Jill came down with two and a half
They didn't go up for water
_____________________
From: Bud I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
|
|
Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
|
06-19-2006 19:43
From: Zuzu Fassbinder Jack and Jill went up the hill
They each had a dollar and a quarter
Jill came down with two and a half
They didn't go up for water They got married up there?
_____________________
“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
|
