All right! I won the Spanish Lottery!!
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Aaron Levy
Medicated Lately?
Join date: 3 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,147
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05-12-2006 11:00
I won the Spanish Lottery!!! From: someone LA PRIMITIVA ESPAÑOL INTERNATIONAL DEPARTMENT, Guzman El Bueno137, 28003 Madrid, España. REF Nº: ES-0415-2006/MAD. BATCH Nº: ES-0006997-EU. INTERNATIONAL WINNING NOTIFICATION/EASTER RESULT. The Spanish Lottery board wishes to inform the beneficiary to this email address the results of the email address ballot lottery international program held on 15th of April. 2006. Your email account have been picked as a winner of a lump sum pay out of EURO € 502,185 (FIVE HUNDRED AND TWO THOUSAND, ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE EUROS) in cash credited to file REF Nº: ES-0415-2006/MAD. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web through computer balloting system drawn from over 100,000 names database, union associations and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion is this year Spanish Easter Bonanza International Lottery Program of LA PRIMITIVA ESPAÑOL INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY. Note that in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, always remember to quote your reference numbers in all correspondence with your claim agent. Be advice to keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by people you might disclose your winning information to, any breach of confidentiality on the part of the Winners will result to disqualification, so be warn !!!. To file your claim, please contact our registered affiliated claims agent: SEGURVAL AGENCIA DE SEGURIDAD S.A. Plaza De Toledo, 014 Pta 65 28006, Madrid. España. E.mail: [email=infosegurval@netscape.net]infosegurval@netscape.net[/email] Note below your winning details for verification and processing of your winning prize. REF Nº: ES-0415-2006/MAD. BATCH Nº: ES-0006997-EU. Lucky Nº: 2-10-26-40-45. Ticket Nº: A46709. Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program. Best regards, Mr. Jose Fernando Molina Online Coordinator. You'd think the OFFICIAL SPANISH LOTTERY would have the money to spring for a better email address though and not have to use a free Netscape one, wouldn't you?!
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Bill Diamond
when all else fails...x=8
Join date: 22 Mar 2005
Posts: 98
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05-12-2006 11:02
EURO € 502,185? What is that, like 10 bucks or something? 
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Ghoti Nyak
καλλιστι
Join date: 7 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,078
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05-12-2006 11:07
€ 502,185 = $645,559
-Ghoti
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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05-12-2006 11:16
Is that like the Spanish Flu?
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
Join date: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,146
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05-12-2006 11:17
Yeah? Donald Trump wants me to attend his university!
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Marker Dinova
I eat yellow paperclips.
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 608
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05-12-2006 11:26
From: Bill Diamond EURO € 502,185? What is that, like 10 bucks or something?  I think it's more the other way around 
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The difference between you and me = me - you. The difference between me and you = you - me. add them up and we have 2The 2difference 2between 2me 2and 2you = 0 2(The difference between me and you) = 0 The difference between me and you = 0/2 The difference between me and you = 0 I never thought we were so similar 
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Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
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SHHhhhhh, don't tell though!
05-12-2006 12:50
I like the bit towards the bottom that says not to tell anyone you won, such as maybe the police who might investigate this scam. 
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
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05-12-2006 13:39
Big deal - I won €815,600.00  From: someone FROM: THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR REF: DDL/4506/MDS. BATCH:RTL/51564. ATTN:BENIFICIARY We are pleased to inform you of the release of the awaiting results of the EURO LOTTO STAKES ESPAÑOL S,L INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS PROGRAMES held on the 26th February 2006.as (SWEETSTAKES DE SEMANA SANTA) You were entered as a dependent clients by ANDALUSIA VISTA S.A,. with reference number: DDL/4506/MDS. And batch number RTL/51564. Your name attached to ticket number 23.8013 , drew the 5th lucky winning number, which consequently won the Euro Lotto Stakes in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved for a payment of €815,600.00 (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EUROS.)In cash credited to file reference number: DDL/4506/MDS. This is from a total cash prize of €26,756.820 (TWENTY SIX MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX THOUSAND, EIGHT HUNDRED AND TWENTY EUROS) Shared among the international winners in all categories, Congratulations! All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 91,000 (Ninety One Thousand) names around the World, as part of our Euro Lotto Stakes international promotions programme ,which was conducted this year as part of our international programme. Due to mix up of some names and addresses, we ask that you keep this award personal, until your claims have been processed and your funds remitted to you. This is part of our security measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of the situation by other participants or impersonators. To begin your claim, The enclosed form must be completed carefully in a capital letter, with a photocopy of your personal identity for (verification, records, Insurance premium tittle, and funds remittance). And send by fax to: Dr.Tony Adams. Foreign Operation Manager) ROYAL COASTA SECURITY, a group of (ROYALSECURITY BVORG) FAX: +34-654-833-691. TEL: + 34-606-842-994, Email:eulottospain@yahoo.com They are your agent, and are responsible for the processing and transfer of your winnings to you. YOUR REFERENCE NUMBER IS DDL/4506/MDS. (Keep personal) Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 14th May 2006 ..After this date your sweepstakes winning prize will be marked as unclaimed and remitted back to the account of SPANISH MINISTERIO DE ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA as unclaimed. Furthermore, should there be any change in your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. Once again, Congratulations!! Sincerely, Alberto Raúl Molina (Programe cordinator) Confidencial www.eurolotto.es________________________________________________________________________ SERVIZIO VOICE: TELEFONA e INVIA SMS dal tuo computer a tariffe vantaggiose! Scopri come telefonare e videochiamare gratis da pc a pc. http://voice.repubblica.it
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You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen
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ZsuZsanna Raven
~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~
Join date: 19 Dec 2004
Posts: 2,361
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05-12-2006 13:44
I love how the last names on the emails are the same. Those crazy Molina brothers are at it again. Since ya'll are rich, how's about buyin Zsu a sim pwetttttty pleaaaaaase 
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
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05-12-2006 13:54
From: ZsuZsanna Raven I love how the last names on the emails are the same. Those crazy Molina brothers are at it again. Since ya'll are rich, how's about buyin Zsu a sim pwetttttty pleaaaaaase  Sure! Just email me your SL password and bank account information and I'll transfer the money right into your account 
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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
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Aaron Levy
Medicated Lately?
Join date: 3 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,147
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05-12-2006 13:58
From: Joy Honey Sure! Just email me your SL password and bank account information and I'll transfer the money right into your account  No, no, no... THAT'S dangerous! Email me your street address and times when you're most likely to be home alone and I'll deliver it in person!!
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 10,231
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05-12-2006 13:58
From: Joy Honey Sure! Just email me your SL password and bank account information and I'll transfer the money right into your account  Don't forget the processing fee!
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ZsuZsanna Raven
~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~
Join date: 19 Dec 2004
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05-12-2006 14:00
From: Joy Honey Sure! Just email me your SL password and bank account information and I'll transfer the money right into your account  WOW! Well that sounds simple enough. Such nice ppl in SL. 
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
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05-12-2006 14:09
From: Chip Midnight Don't forget the processing fee! /me smacks self. D'oh!
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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,237
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05-12-2006 14:45
¡Viva la lotería española, viva el gordo!
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
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05-12-2006 17:11
From: ZsuZsanna Raven I love how the last names on the emails are the same. Those crazy Molina brothers are at it again. The Molina brothers are 100% legit. I find it amazing that none of you have ever heard of them. They are the father and son team that owns the Molina Manure empire (their motto, If it ain't Molina, it ain't shit). Molina Manure just happens to be the biggest provider of manure in the Eastern Hemisphere. They run their lotteries fair and square. I know this because Netscape would never allow a shady operation to open an email account on their fine web portal. The Molinas have a very unique system for picking winners. They gather all the names of anyone who has ever received an email, and put them in a hat. The elder Molina (Alberto, I think) picks the lucky winner. Once the winner has been picked, Jose (I think he's the son) gets on the phone to either Verizon, BellSouth or AT&T to get your phone number (sorry Qwest customers). From there, they call a shady (but harmless) guy to get your email address. Email address in hand, Jose (because he knows all about the Internets) types a personal, unique email message to the winner. This message is given a careful review by the staff lawyer, Alberto's wife Lupe. She knows all about law an' stuff. She's seen every episode of Matlock twice and owns a signed picture of Judge Judy. The Molinas are nothing like those sneaky scammers who pose as generous Nigerian princes. They are the real deal. I once saw a video clip of one of their commercials. They own mansions, fast cars and a private jet. I mean, they had attractive young women hanging on each arm. Again, each arm. Like, four women. Attractive women will only hang from the arms of legit businessmen, and sometimes hip-hop "artists". The OP of this thread needs to follow up that email. Its not every day that a couple of Turd Barons shares their wealth with ordinary people. Take the leap. Its all bullshit folks. Let's see who starts the flames.
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