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Ask Darth Vader Anything!

Bertha Horton
Fat w/ Ice Cream
Join date: 19 Sep 2005
Posts: 835
11-06-2005 19:52
"Will I ever find true happiness?"
"Hawwww... purrrr.... hawwww... purrrrr...!"
"OK, what about money? Is there money in my future?"
"Hawwww... purrrr.... hawwww... purrrrr...!"
"Are there dinosaurs on Tatooine?"
"Hawwww... purrrr.... hawwww... purrrrr...!"

Tune in to next week, when we'll feature "Ask Harpo Marx Anything!"
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Ulrika Zugzwang
Magnanimous in Victory
Join date: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 6,382
11-06-2005 20:04
I have a question for Darth Vader. If R2D2 didn't have his memory wiped like C3P0 at the end of the Clone Wars, why is it that he never told Luke or Leia many years later that you were their father?

~Ulrika~
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Chik-chik-chika-ahh
Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
11-06-2005 20:24
From: Ulrika Zugzwang
I have a question for Darth Vader. If R2D2 didn't have his memory wiped like C3P0 at the end of the Clone Wars, why is it that he never told Luke or Leia many years later that you were their father?

~Ulrika~


Because no one can understand his idiotic beeping. Why can't they design a sentient machine with AT LEAST the vocal capabilities of a Speak n' Spell?
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,237
11-06-2005 20:57
Are you the alt for the Burger-King commercial guy? I mean, the creepy plastic-masked "King" who I keep having nightmares about waking up next to?
Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
11-06-2005 21:08
Here is a question for the ages:

How do you go to the bathroom in all that shit? :D
Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 2,734
11-06-2005 21:10
From: Bertha Horton
"Will I ever find true happiness?"
"Hawwww... purrrr.... hawwww... purrrrr...!"
"OK, what about money? Is there money in my future?"
"Hawwww... purrrr.... hawwww... purrrrr...!"
"Are there dinosaurs on Tatooine?"
"Hawwww... purrrr.... hawwww... purrrrr...!"

Tune in to next week, when we'll feature "Ask Harpo Marx Anything!"


WRONG! Darth Vader obviously says "HRRRRRR ..... KRRRRRSHHHHH"

I SMELL A FRAUD
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Jillian Callahan
Rotary-winged Neko Girl
Join date: 24 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,766
11-06-2005 21:16
From: Teeny Leviathan
How do you go to the bathroom in all that shit? :D
Is that a self-answering question or what? :o
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Chie Salome
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Join date: 19 May 2005
Posts: 221
11-06-2005 22:14
In Japan, it is widely believed that Darth Vader speaks "Foo Shuko~, Foooo Shuko~."

Although I'm fully aware of the linguistic difference, there should be no "p" sound involved. I have to say I smell a fraud too. I demand explanation and "Ask Sauron Anything!" for the week after next.
Bertha Horton
Fat w/ Ice Cream
Join date: 19 Sep 2005
Posts: 835
11-08-2005 00:27
From: Teeny Leviathan
Here is a question for the ages:
How do you go to the bathroom in all that shit? :D
Actually, it's "How do you go to shit in all that bathroom?"
From: Ulrika Zwischenzug
I have a question for Darth Vader. If R2D2 didn't have his memory wiped like C3P0 at the end of the Clone Wars, why is it that he never told Luke or Leia many years later that you were their father?
Because it was more important to keep it a secret than for anyone else to know. Witness "John Delbert Rockecenter Jr." in Mission Earth, he couldn't keep the secret and they kept trying to kill him.
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