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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
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05-22-2006 08:42
Watch! Laugh! Discuss! Perversion for Profit Things I've learned from this video: - Reading/viewing porn turns you into a pervert/sadist/masochist/homosexual/transvestite
- Bodybuilding magazines turn you into a homosexual
- Men wearing togas turn into transvestites
- Looking at a womans breasts/ass turns you into a pervert
- Nudist Colonies dont have blind people
- the narrator must be a eunich
- This video explains why America is so uptight about sex!
Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? A: It's not hard!! 
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Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
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05-22-2006 11:14
“Once a person is perverted, it is practically impossible for that person to adjust to normal attitudes in regards to sex.”
But, if everyone in the country becomes “perverted”, then wouldn't that “perversion” be the normal attitude in regards to sex?
Problem solved!
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Doc Nielsen
Fallen...
Join date: 13 Apr 2005
Posts: 1,059
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05-22-2006 11:26
From: Tod69 Talamasca Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? A: It's not hard!!  Any more like that WILL be taken down and used against you!
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All very well for people to have a sig that exhorts you to 'be the change' - I wonder if it's ever occurred to them that they might be something that needs changing...?
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Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
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05-22-2006 11:30
This is from a different thread, but seems related to this one (and the link is funny as hell): From: Ghoti Nyak The Internet was invented for making porn more readily available to the masses. Therefore, the existence of porn is the catapult that gave use the Internet. It boggles the mind to imagine how much carnal knowledge has been preserved because of the existence of porn. LINK! .... or something like that.  -Ghoti
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Maeve Morgan
ZOMG Resmod!
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,512
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05-22-2006 11:37
ZOMG Boobies and granny panties caused the downfall of western civilization! *dies laughing*
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
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05-22-2006 14:04
From: Tod69 Talamasca Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? A: It's not hard!!  Actually, I think it should be more like:
Q: How can you spot the new guy at the nudist colony? A: He's sunning on his stomach *only*! 
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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05-22-2006 14:53
From: Juro Kothari Actually, I think it should be more like:
Q: How can you spot the new guy at the nudist colony? A: He's sunning on his stomach *only*!  How do you spot the new guy at the nuditst colony? He's the only guy with the sunburned butt. .
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
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05-22-2006 19:37
Q: Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand AND a dozen donuts. ================================================ Q: Who's the most popular Woman at the nudist colony? A: The one who can eat the last donut! 
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