Ok I thought I was the only Jeremy Kyle freak in SL, but aparently not.. So.. Are you?
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Do you listen to/watch Jeremy Kyle?Yes
4 (40.0%)
No
3 (30.0%)
I've heard of him
1 (10.0%)
You freak!/This thread scares me/pie
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Total votes: 10
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Zapoteth Zaius
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01-23-2006 20:38
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Chance Abattoir
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01-23-2006 21:09
I tried to start a Jezza thread a long time ago but nobody was interested.
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01-23-2006 21:10
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Zapoteth Zaius
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01-23-2006 21:11
I tried to start a Jezza thread a long time ago but nobody was interested. They'll be intrested when I tell them to be intrested because I started a thread demanding that they be intrested!! I demand you all be intrested! _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
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01-23-2006 21:14
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Zapoteth Zaius
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01-23-2006 21:17
I would Necro-bump it if it wasn't so recent...
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Chance Abattoir
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01-23-2006 21:23
I would Necro-bump it Please. The details of your bedroom affairs are too indecent for polite company. _____________________
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Zapoteth Zaius
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01-23-2006 21:24
Please. The details of your bedroom affairs are too indecent for polite company. Hardy-Ha-Ha.. The forums are slow tonight *looks at clock* oops, this mornin'.. _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
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01-23-2006 21:30
Did you ever hear the story on Jezza's show about the guy who couldn't get laid? He verified that it was true via news source. I didn't hear the original call, but I heard the recap back when he was on Virgin.
This guy couldn't get laid for anything and he was going out to bars and everywhere, right. For years. He does meet this one woman and has a relationship with her and it's getting really serious but she keeps refusing to have sex with him. Eventually he finds out that she's cheating on him (I forget with whom, I believe it was another woman). So he's back out in the singles game again. Finally he meets this really fit bird and they hit it off. They really click and after a while she finally asks HIM to go back to her place. They're on the bed and he's got his trousers down and they're just about to do the deed.... When the swat team busts in and drags them out. 5 minutes later they emerge holding an escape convict... her ex boyfriend... he'd been hiding under the bed. _____________________
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Zapoteth Zaius
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01-23-2006 21:33
Did you ever hear the story on Jezza's show about the guy who couldn't get laid? He verified that it was true via news source. I didn't hear the original call, but I heard the recap back when he was on Virgin. This guy couldn't get laid for anything and he was going out to bars and everywhere, right. For years. He does meet this one woman and has a relationship with her and it's getting really serious but she keeps refusing to have sex with him. Eventually he finds out that she's cheating on him (I forget with whom, I believe it was another woman). So he's back out in the singles game again. Finally he meets this really fit bird and they hit it off. They really click and after a while she finally asks HIM to go back to her place. They're on the bed and he's got his trousers down and they're just about to do the deed.... When the swat team busts in and drags them out. 5 minutes later they emerge holding an escape convict... her ex boyfriend... he'd been hiding under the bed. Hahaha no! I've only been listening the last couple of years on and off, and he's only on Sundays now isn't he? _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
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01-23-2006 21:35
Hahaha no! I've only been listening the last couple of years on and off, and he's only on Sundays now isn't he? Well, he was on 5 days a week until late December when Lucy finally left the show. I don't know his schedule now. I've been busy training my replacement all month at work and haven't had a chance to tune in. _____________________
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Zapoteth Zaius
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01-23-2006 21:36
Well, he was on 5 days a week until late December when Lucy finally left the show. I don't know his schedule now. I've been busy training my replacement all month at work and haven't had a chance to tune in. Aww Lucy! So much has happened! _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
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01-23-2006 21:38
Yeah, only Sunday! That's annoying.
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Zapoteth Zaius
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01-23-2006 21:39
Yeah, only Sunday! That's annoying. I know, especially since I want to inform him about SL this week.. And tell him he has two dedicated fans remeniscing about him on the forums.. _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
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01-23-2006 21:40
lol
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Mulch Ennui
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01-23-2006 21:40
This thread is naming names and as such is being sent to the glue factory
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Zapoteth Zaius
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01-23-2006 21:41
This thread is naming names and as such is being sent to the glue factory Mulch! Won't you come and talk Jeremy Kyle with us?! Then it can't be removed for being a private discussion.. _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
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01-23-2006 21:42
Better email him. I don't think you'd pass the screeners. *in reference to telling Jezza*
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01-23-2006 21:45
Better email him. I don't think you'd pass the screeners. *in reference to telling Jezza* Yeah.. And I won't be charged for a 3 page text and I can't be bothered to call him  _____________________
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01-23-2006 21:50
I made Jezza laugh a couple of times. One time this REALLY, R E A L L Y pathetic foreign guy called in because he had zero skills relating to women. I forgot the specifics, but I remember it being really sad in a comical way (Think Borat, from Ali G, trying to get a date except he's asian). I emailed Jezza and told him the guy should get a hooker if all he wants to do is to have a woman listen to him gab. He read my email on air in a REALLY (3rd REALLY) horrid American accent. It sounded like he was a retarded man from New York impersonating John Wayne. He was so proud of himself too, he thought it was spot-on. I was busting a gut.
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Zapoteth Zaius
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01-23-2006 21:52
Mid-2005 he had a call from a girl who was living off cereal and not eating to put herself through an acting school, and he told her he'd buy her some acting lessons and she better eat. And I wrote in and asked if he could buy me a laptop while he was feeling generous, that made him laugh, I think..
Never did get that laptop, must follow up.. _____________________
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AJ DaSilva
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01-23-2006 22:26
Ack, wish I could join in properly, but I'm only here because I'm having a break.
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Chance Abattoir
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01-23-2006 22:59
Ack, wish I could join in properly, but I'm only here because I'm having a break. Well, have fun. 5 hours left! Get to work, slacker! _____________________
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