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Jonas Pierterson
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07-20-2006 20:26
as Emeril says and Chucks fists and feet do- bam
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Alex Fitzsimmons
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07-20-2006 20:53
I honestly don't get it. What is this bizarre obsession with an aging movie martial artist?
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07-21-2006 00:39
Top Ten facts about Chuck Norris


1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Cottonteil Muromachi
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07-21-2006 01:44
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are known as The Islands.
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07-21-2006 02:13
From: Cottonteil Muromachi
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are known as The Islands.


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07-21-2006 03:53
From: Jonas Pierterson
as Emeril says and Chucks fists and feet do- bam


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07-21-2006 05:09
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Richie Waves
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07-21-2006 05:27
Chuck Norris does not think he's God, God thinks he's Chuck Norris.

Chuck norris does not go back in time, time comes forward for chuck norris.

Chuck norris can eat 8 boxes of frosties with no milk and still not have a sore roof on his mouth.
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Richie Waves
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07-21-2006 05:30
From: Alex Fitzsimmons
I honestly don't get it. What is this bizarre obsession with an aging movie martial artist?



its a dam parody mate.. kinda take it or leave kinda thing.. I personally LOL'd my ass of at it for like 3 weeks.
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ok the last pic I will post in this thread :D
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Kex Godel
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07-21-2006 06:56
Chuck Norris is a bible thumper who thinks we need Christian bible curriculum in all public schools ASAP.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FVi3_B3cIAE

And even with that fact aside, Bruce Lee pwns him any day.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x7M48UuzWuE

Can this stupid meme die now?
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07-21-2006 06:57
Chuck Norris is a bible thumper who thinks we need Christian bible curriculum in all public schools ASAP.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FVi3_B3cIAE

And even with that fact aside, Bruce Lee pwns him any day.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x7M48UuzWuE

Can this stupid meme die now?
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07-21-2006 07:02
From: Joe Foo
And even with that fact aside, Bruce Lee pwns him any day.

BLASPHEMY!!! :D
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07-21-2006 07:12
When the bogeyman goes to bed every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris recently thought to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris cannot swim. Every time he tries, he ends up walking on water.

Chuck Norris can fly, he just doesn't want to.
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07-21-2006 07:52
Reuters, 20 July 2006 - After a 33-year career in martial arts and entertainment, Chuck Norris has announced his retirement. "I'm bored being Chuck Norris," Norris stated, "and I'm especially bored with all those Chuck Norris jokes. Anyone who really knows me knows that I couldn't beat up Peewee Herman if I had an Abrams main battle tank and Herman had both his hands and feet tied up. All that tough-guy stuff? It was just to extract money from dull male adolescents."

Norris continued that he is dropping his name, shaving off the beard, and marrying his long-time boyfriend. "I've always liked doll-collecting" he said, when asked about his future career plans. "Over the years I've amassed quite a few valuable specimens. For example, I have the full lines of Midges and Barbi's plastic Corvettes."
Lianne Marten
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07-21-2006 08:46
Chuck Norris does not travel. He roundhouse kicks the Earth, making it move underneath him.
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07-21-2006 11:01
Chuck Norris was to be carved into Mount Rushmore, but the granite was too soft for his beard.
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Alex Fitzsimmons
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07-21-2006 13:14
From: Richie Waves
its a dam parody mate.. kinda take it or leave kinda thing.. I personally LOL'd my ass of at it for like 3 weeks.


I mean, I get that part. I guess I just don't understand how it got started or why people find it so amusing.

But whatever. It's weird, but it's harmless. :)
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07-21-2006 13:18
From: Alex Fitzsimmons
I mean, I get that part. I guess I just don't understand how it got started or why people find it so amusing.

But whatever. It's weird, but it's harmless. :)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris

From: someone

Late Night with Conan O'Brien's parent company, NBC, acquired Universal in early 2004, giving O'Brien permission to show footage of Walker, Texas Ranger without paying royalties. O'Brien and his writers subsequently created a new segment in which O'Brien shows short, out of context clips for comedic purposes. The "Walker, Texas Ranger Lever" quickly became one of the most popular segments on Late Night. This segment has been credited as jump-starting the Norris craze and leading to enough interest to produce a Walker, Texas Ranger TV movie.
Norris is the object of an Internet phenomenon known as Chuck Norris Facts documenting and proclaiming fictional, often heroic feats and characteristics, which began to circulate in late 2005. Norris has written his own response to the parody on his website, stating that he does not feel offended by them, and finds some of them funny. [1]. He recently read 10 of them on a The Best Damn Sports Show, Period, and said that his favorite one is "They once tried to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard"[2].
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07-21-2006 13:22
From: Detrius Fardel
Top Ten facts about Chuck Norris

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5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

This will always be my favourite - that and the "slam a revolving door" one. However, that is a pretty weak top ten list considering the quality ones out there.
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07-21-2006 15:22
He's the postmodern Paul Bunyan.
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07-21-2006 17:40
From: Billybob Goodliffe


Chuck is so gonna teach you a lesson for that. :D