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Joshua Nightshade
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09-10-2006 15:58
Read this in a magazine, made me giggle.  This redneck decides to go to community college, where the dean of admissions suggests he take math, English, history and logic."Logic?" he says. "What's that? The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a Weed Eater?" "Yeah." "Then logic tells me you have a yard." "That's true!" "And because you have a yard, logic tells me you have a house." "Amazing." "And because of that, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yep." "Then logically, you must have a wife." "I do." "Then logic tells me you are heterosexual." "That's incredible!" says the redneck, who then runs home to tell his friend he is taking a class in logic. "Logic?" the friend says. "What's that?" "I'll show you. Do you have a Weed Eater?" "No." "Then you're a queer." - as told by Rachel Harris
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Lorelei Patel
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09-10-2006 16:21
*snark*
I'll be telling that at work tomorrow.
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Joshua Nightshade
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09-10-2006 16:39
From: Lorelei Patel *snark*
I'll be telling that at work tomorrow. Glad I provided you something. 
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Juro Kothari
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09-10-2006 22:47
I love a good gay joke. |
