The Power of the Oven Mitts of Taco Rubio
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Kiari LeFay
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04-04-2006 12:13
A friend of mine recently told me, and others, about her experience fixing her mixer. I feel compelled to share this with the world. You see, the mixer was broken, and she figured she couldn't do any harm to it, so why not take it apart and add a little soldering to the ends of the wires and see if it's a loose connection. Then she exclaimed proudly to us "And then it started moving and I knew I'd fixed it"... Yes.. she'd opened up the mixer and soldered the wiring, all while it was plugged in. Because "how else could I tell when it was fixed?". We all looked at her in shock for a few moments... then started scolding her... She could have gotten herself killed, electricuted, what was she thinking... the whole bit. And she smiles brightly and shakes her head and gives us a line that will be laughed about for months... "OH no guys, it's okay, I was wearing Ovenmitts"  The first thing I thought? "Behold! The power of the Ovenmitts of Taco Rubio!"  |
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
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04-04-2006 12:16
I really really have to know how it's possible to solder while wearing ovenmits... the entire back end of the mixer must be covered with solder and burnmarks...
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Rose Karuna
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04-04-2006 13:16
OMG - that SO made my day. I keep thinking of the people on Mythbusters who say "Don't try this at home". .
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Siobhan OFlynn
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04-04-2006 13:31
From: Kiari LeFay The first thing I thought? "Behold! The power of the Ovenmitts of Taco Rubio!" The Healing Oven Mitts of Taco Rubio™ cured my unsightly acne and brought peace to Eastern Europe. I'm a believer.
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From: Starax Statosky Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven. From: pandastrong Fairplay omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit From: Soleil Mirabeau I'll miss all of you assholes. 
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Ritchy Cunningham
Registered User
Join date: 27 Sep 2004
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04-04-2006 13:36
Lucifer Baphomet: THE HEALING OVEN MITTS OF TACO RUBIO Lecktor Hannibal: WRAPPED AROUND THE AMAZING COCK OF LECKTOR Siggy Romulus: a new usage of the word 'amazing' that I was previously unaware of! You: hahahaha ZOMG CHATLOG |
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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04-04-2006 13:39
Lucifer Baphomet: THE HEALING OVEN MITTS OF TACO RUBIO Lecktor Hannibal: WRAPPED AROUND THE AMAZING COCK OF LECKTOR Siggy Romulus: a new usage of the word 'amazing' that I was previously unaware of! You: hahahaha ZOMG CHATLOG
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Siobhan OFlynn
Evildoer
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04-04-2006 13:41
From: Lecktor Hannibal Lucifer Baphomet: THE HEALING OVEN MITTS OF TACO RUBIO Lecktor Hannibal: WRAPPED AROUND THE AMAZING COCK OF LECKTOR Siggy Romulus: a new usage of the word 'amazing' that I was previously unaware of! You: hahahaha ZOMG CHATLOG That's it, my lawyers will be contacting you in the morning for stealing MY very best quote! 
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From: Starax Statosky Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven. From: pandastrong Fairplay omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit From: Soleil Mirabeau I'll miss all of you assholes.
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
Join date: 3 May 2005
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04-04-2006 13:44
From: Siobhan OFlynn That's it, my lawyers will be contacting you in the morning for stealing MY very best quote! Hey!  No tequila for YOU!
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
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04-04-2006 13:46
Oven Mitts and Tequila in the same thread eh? This is getting interesting...
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Siobhan OFlynn
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04-04-2006 13:53
From: Siobhan Taylor Oven Mitts and Tequila in the same thread eh? This is getting interesting... The Healing Oven Mitts of Taco Rubio™ turned the water in my drinking glass into Tequila.
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From: Starax Statosky Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven. From: pandastrong Fairplay omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit From: Soleil Mirabeau I'll miss all of you assholes.
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
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04-04-2006 14:01
From: Siobhan OFlynn The Healing Oven Mitts of Taco Rubio™ turned the water in my drinking glass into Tequila. Are you sure it's Tequila? Cos that worm looks like it's been circumcised!
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
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04-04-2006 14:09
So, I asked him, "Put them on me!" And he said, "Whaaaa?" "Your, you know. Your Oven Mitts of Great Good Lovin'." He complied. I am giddy like a wee Sally Struthers. http://www.planethalflife.com/features/walter/struthers.jpgfin
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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04-04-2006 14:18
bwahahahahaaha
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
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04-04-2006 14:31
This thread has steadily gone downhill since the original post with a lowpoint of Lecktor exclaiming "bwahahahahaaha". Thusly, I'm closing it. Move along.
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
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04-04-2006 14:34
I created a monster
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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04-04-2006 14:35
From: Lucifer Baphomet I created a monster Isn't that what demons do?
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Siobhan OFlynn
Evildoer
Join date: 19 Aug 2003
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04-04-2006 14:51
From: Taco Rubio This thread has steadily gone downhill since the original post with a lowpoint of Lecktor exclaiming "bwahahahahaaha". Thusly, I'm closing it. Move along. ZOMG! The Healing Oven Mitts of Taco Rubio™ have turned Taco himself into a Resmod?
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From: Starax Statosky Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven. From: pandastrong Fairplay omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit From: Soleil Mirabeau I'll miss all of you assholes.
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
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04-04-2006 14:56
From: Siobhan OFlynn ZOMG! The Healing Oven Mitts of Taco Rubio™ have turned Taco himself into a Resmod? I think the space/time continuum would completely collapse if Taco went Resmod
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
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04-04-2006 14:57
I think it's time we requested a new scripting command... llMoveToForum(integer thread, string forum)
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
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04-04-2006 15:56
From: Taco Rubio This thread has steadily gone downhill since the original post with a lowpoint of Lecktor exclaiming "bwahahahahaaha". Thusly, I'm closing it. Move along. Any man who can type wearing oven mitts is a GOD!! Consider this: Just the manual dexterity necessary to keep on the home-keys . . .  hocked: :giddy: :takes a cold shower: hocked: :giddy:
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Angel Coral
Otherworldly
Join date: 12 Dec 2003
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04-04-2006 16:52
I can see it now Taco Rubio's Famous Healing Oven Mitts on sale at all your BDSM outlets. Never will your hand be sore from spanking your subby's butt again! Never fear the bottom you are thrashing will be damaged. The Famous Healing Oven Mitts of Taco Rubio will keep your most prized possession in beautifully reddened damage-free condition!
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