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pandastrong Fairplay

all bout the BANG POW NOW

Join date: 16 Aug 2004

Posts: 2,920

07-13-2006 07:27

There seems to be a dispute over who is the rightful owner of the "I can't ____ because I don't even have a computer" joke.

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~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media

"That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."

~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.

Joy Honey

Not just another dumass

Join date: 17 Jun 2005

Posts: 3,751

07-13-2006 07:28

simple. Al Gore.

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You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

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pandastrong Fairplay

all bout the BANG POW NOW

Join date: 16 Aug 2004

Posts: 2,920

07-13-2006 07:29

From: Joy Honey

simple. Al Gore.

Sorry, the poll took too long because I don't have a computer.

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"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."

~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media

"That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."

~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.

Soleil Mirabeau

eh?

Join date: 6 Oct 2005

Posts: 995

07-13-2006 07:30

I'll vote for anything with "sperm" in it

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Joy Honey

Not just another dumass

Join date: 17 Jun 2005

Posts: 3,751

07-13-2006 07:31

How was I supposed to know there was a poll when I don't have a computer? And you're supposed to say POLL somewhere on your post. Sheesh, what's become of our young people these days. *sigh*

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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin

You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

pandastrong Fairplay

all bout the BANG POW NOW

Join date: 16 Aug 2004

Posts: 2,920

07-13-2006 07:32

From: Soleil Mirabeau

I'll vote for anything with "sperm" in it

I don't even have a computer to put sperm in.

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"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."

~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media

"That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."

~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.

Taco Rubio

also quite creepy

Join date: 15 Feb 2004

Posts: 3,349

07-13-2006 07:34

I'm so telling Jake.

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We can't be clear enough, ever, in our communication.

Willow Zander

Having Blahgasms

Join date: 22 May 2004

Posts: 9,935

07-13-2006 07:34

I would reply... but I don't have a computer

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Maerl Olmstead

Billybobs #1 Fan

Join date: 30 Jun 2006

Posts: 341

07-13-2006 07:35

i vote sperm

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Ace Ventura

Registered User

Join date: 13 Jul 2006

Posts: 8

07-13-2006 07:36

From: pandastrong Fairplay

I don't even have a computer to put sperm in.

I'll give you something to put your sperm in.

Belaya Statosky

Information Retrieval

Join date: 3 Jun 2004

Posts: 552

07-13-2006 07:47

Unfortunately, due to being illiterate I am unable to read any of this but someone did tell me that one of the options was 'miraculous sperm coincidence' and that cannot possibly be wrong since I believe in miracles.

pandastrong Fairplay

all bout the BANG POW NOW

Join date: 16 Aug 2004

Posts: 2,920

07-13-2006 07:49

From: Ace Ventura

I'll give you something to put your sperm in.

Mom, is that you?

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"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."

~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media

"That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."

~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.

Belaya Statosky

Information Retrieval

Join date: 3 Jun 2004

Posts: 552

07-13-2006 07:51

From: pandastrong Fairplay

Mom, is that you?

Does your mother often offer you something to put your sperm in?

pandastrong Fairplay

all bout the BANG POW NOW

Join date: 16 Aug 2004

Posts: 2,920

07-13-2006 07:53

From: Belaya Statosky

Does your mother often offer you something to put your sperm in?

Thanks for rubbing it in, Belaya.

THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN, MOM!

_____________________

"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."

~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media

"That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."

~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.

Ace Ventura

Registered User

Join date: 13 Jul 2006

Posts: 8

07-13-2006 07:54

From: pandastrong Fairplay

Mom, is that you?

Remember, it's our little secret.

Maerl Olmstead

Billybobs #1 Fan

Join date: 30 Jun 2006

Posts: 341

07-13-2006 07:55

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiO2XrZEDfAATTGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12lvc4eii/EXP=1152888886/**http%3a//www.egevet.com.tr/eng/artifical_insemination_equipment.htm

something to put your sperm in...

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Running Headlong into the arms of curiosity
**********************************************
...the avatar formely known as Maerl Underthorn...

Belaya Statosky

Information Retrieval

Join date: 3 Jun 2004

Posts: 552

07-13-2006 07:57

From: pandastrong Fairplay

Thanks for rubbing it in, Belaya.

THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN, MOM!

Joy Honey

Not just another dumass

Join date: 17 Jun 2005

Posts: 3,751

07-13-2006 07:59

not enough white space Belaya

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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin

You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Mocc Spatula

Death to all fanatics!

Join date: 6 Apr 2006

Posts: 303

07-13-2006 08:11

From: Maerl Olmstead

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiO2XrZEDfAATTGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12lvc4eii/EXP=1152888886/**http%3a//www.egevet.com.tr/eng/artifical_insemination_equipment.htm

something to put your sperm in...

Curious to note how specific they are about the "5 fingers gloves" - helpful to differentiate themselves from all those Artificial Insemination Supply companies who cater exclusively to the polydactyl pervert, perhaps...

And I'm further intrigued to explore the relative merits of the "Imported from France" vs. "made in Italy" vs. "local made" flavours.

Do French A.I. gloves make for a more romantic sperm-collecting experience? Are the Italian variety more fiery?

Inquiring minds seek to know these things...

Sally Rosebud

the girl next door

Join date: 3 May 2005

Posts: 2,505

07-13-2006 09:35

Who in their right mind wouldn't vote for a sperm miracle?

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"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?"

~Ernest Hemingway

Billybob Goodliffe

NINJA WIZARDS!

Join date: 22 Dec 2005

Posts: 4,036

07-13-2006 09:37

From: Mocc Spatula

Curious to note how specific they are about the "5 fingers gloves" - helpful to differentiate themselves from all those Artificial Insemination Supply companies who cater exclusively to the polydactyl pervert, perhaps...

And I'm further intrigued to explore the relative merits of the "Imported from France" vs. "made in Italy" vs. "local made" flavours.

Do French A.I. gloves make for a more romantic sperm-collecting experience? Are the Italian variety more fiery?

Inquiring minds seek to know these things...

The french glove has a picture of "the headbutt" on it

_____________________

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party!

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I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag.

Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army

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Gabe Lippmann

"Phone's ringing, Dude."

Join date: 14 Jun 2004

Posts: 4,219

07-13-2006 09:39

From: Belaya Statosky

I love what you've done with this.

Oh, and screw you all.

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go to Nocturnal Threads

pandastrong Fairplay

all bout the BANG POW NOW

Join date: 16 Aug 2004

Posts: 2,920

07-13-2006 10:43

From: Gabe Lippmann

I love what you've done with this.

Oh, and screw you all.

vote pls grumpypants

_____________________

"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."

~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media

"That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."

~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.

Witch Mountain

Registered User

Join date: 13 Jul 2006

Posts: 8

07-13-2006 10:46

Immediate Forum Arbitration Needed!
pandastrong Fairplay all bout the BANG POW NOW Join date: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 2,920	07-13-2006 07:27 There seems to be a dispute over who is the rightful owner of the "I can't ____ because I don't even have a computer" joke. _____________________ "Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game." ~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media "That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline." ~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	07-13-2006 07:28 simple. Al Gore. _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
pandastrong Fairplay all bout the BANG POW NOW Join date: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 2,920	07-13-2006 07:29 From: Joy Honey simple. Al Gore. Sorry, the poll took too long because I don't have a computer. _____________________ "Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game." ~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media "That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline." ~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
Soleil Mirabeau eh? Join date: 6 Oct 2005 Posts: 995	07-13-2006 07:30 I'll vote for anything with "sperm" in it _____________________
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	07-13-2006 07:31 How was I supposed to know there was a poll when I don't have a computer? And you're supposed to say POLL somewhere on your post. Sheesh, what's become of our young people these days. sigh _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
pandastrong Fairplay all bout the BANG POW NOW Join date: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 2,920	07-13-2006 07:32 From: Soleil Mirabeau I'll vote for anything with "sperm" in it I don't even have a computer to put sperm in. _____________________ "Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game." ~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media "That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline." ~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
Taco Rubio also quite creepy Join date: 15 Feb 2004 Posts: 3,349	07-13-2006 07:34 I'm so telling Jake. _____________________ From: Torley Linden We can't be clear enough, ever, in our communication.
Willow Zander Having Blahgasms Join date: 22 May 2004 Posts: 9,935	07-13-2006 07:34 I would reply... but I don't have a computer _____________________ *I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* "Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind." <3 Giddeon's <3
Maerl Olmstead Billybobs #1 Fan Join date: 30 Jun 2006 Posts: 341	07-13-2006 07:35 i vote sperm _____________________ Running Headlong into the arms of curiosity ********************************************** ...the avatar formely known as Maerl Underthorn...
Ace Ventura Registered User Join date: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 8	07-13-2006 07:36 From: pandastrong Fairplay I don't even have a computer to put sperm in. I'll give you something to put your sperm in.
Belaya Statosky Information Retrieval Join date: 3 Jun 2004 Posts: 552	07-13-2006 07:47 Unfortunately, due to being illiterate I am unable to read any of this but someone did tell me that one of the options was 'miraculous sperm coincidence' and that cannot possibly be wrong since I believe in miracles.
pandastrong Fairplay all bout the BANG POW NOW Join date: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 2,920	07-13-2006 07:49 From: Ace Ventura I'll give you something to put your sperm in. Mom, is that you? _____________________ "Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game." ~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media "That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline." ~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
Belaya Statosky Information Retrieval Join date: 3 Jun 2004 Posts: 552	07-13-2006 07:51 From: pandastrong Fairplay Mom, is that you? Does your mother often offer you something to put your sperm in?
pandastrong Fairplay all bout the BANG POW NOW Join date: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 2,920	07-13-2006 07:53 From: Belaya Statosky Does your mother often offer you something to put your sperm in? Thanks for rubbing it in, Belaya. THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN, MOM! _____________________ "Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game." ~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media "That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline." ~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
Ace Ventura Registered User Join date: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 8	07-13-2006 07:54 From: pandastrong Fairplay Mom, is that you? Remember, it's our little secret.
Maerl Olmstead Billybobs #1 Fan Join date: 30 Jun 2006 Posts: 341	07-13-2006 07:55 http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiO2XrZEDfAATTGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12lvc4eii/EXP=1152888886/http%3a//www.egevet.com.tr/eng/artifical_insemination_equipment.htm something to put your sperm in... _____________________ Running Headlong into the arms of curiosity ******************************************** ...the avatar formely known as Maerl Underthorn...
Belaya Statosky Information Retrieval Join date: 3 Jun 2004 Posts: 552	07-13-2006 07:57 From: pandastrong Fairplay Thanks for rubbing it in, Belaya. THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN, MOM!
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	07-13-2006 07:59 not enough white space Belaya _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Mocc Spatula Death to all fanatics! Join date: 6 Apr 2006 Posts: 303	07-13-2006 08:11 From: Maerl Olmstead http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiO2XrZEDfAATTGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12lvc4eii/EXP=1152888886/**http%3a//www.egevet.com.tr/eng/artifical_insemination_equipment.htm something to put your sperm in... Curious to note how specific they are about the "5 fingers gloves" - helpful to differentiate themselves from all those Artificial Insemination Supply companies who cater exclusively to the polydactyl pervert, perhaps... And I'm further intrigued to explore the relative merits of the "Imported from France" vs. "made in Italy" vs. "local made" flavours. Do French A.I. gloves make for a more romantic sperm-collecting experience? Are the Italian variety more fiery? Inquiring minds seek to know these things...
Sally Rosebud the girl next door Join date: 3 May 2005 Posts: 2,505	07-13-2006 09:35 Who in their right mind wouldn't vote for a sperm miracle? _____________________ "I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?" ~Ernest Hemingway
Billybob Goodliffe NINJA WIZARDS! Join date: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 4,036	07-13-2006 09:37 From: Mocc Spatula Curious to note how specific they are about the "5 fingers gloves" - helpful to differentiate themselves from all those Artificial Insemination Supply companies who cater exclusively to the polydactyl pervert, perhaps... And I'm further intrigued to explore the relative merits of the "Imported from France" vs. "made in Italy" vs. "local made" flavours. Do French A.I. gloves make for a more romantic sperm-collecting experience? Are the Italian variety more fiery? Inquiring minds seek to know these things... The french glove has a picture of "the headbutt" on it _____________________ If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
Gabe Lippmann "Phone's ringing, Dude." Join date: 14 Jun 2004 Posts: 4,219	07-13-2006 09:39 From: Belaya Statosky I love what you've done with this. Oh, and screw you all. _____________________ go to Nocturnal Threads
pandastrong Fairplay all bout the BANG POW NOW Join date: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 2,920	07-13-2006 10:43 From: Gabe Lippmann I love what you've done with this. Oh, and screw you all. vote pls grumpypants _____________________ "Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game." ~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media "That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline." ~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
Witch Mountain Registered User Join date: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 8	07-13-2006 10:46

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