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Severed penis for lunch anyone?

Rose Karuna
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02-24-2006 10:32
From: someone
Severed Male Body Part Brought To Local Store :eek:

Ralph Iannotti
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(KDKA) McKeesport KDKA’s Ralph Iannotti reports that a man went into a local store and asked the clerk to warm up - in the microwave - what appears to be a severed male body part.

Customers going in and out of the Giant Eagle Get-Go mini market on 5th Avenue in McKeesport didn't know what to think when they saw police activity on the scene.

A man walked in and asked a female clerk if he could use the store microwave to warm up something he had wrapped in a paper towel.

Concerned about an unusual odor from the oven, the clerk opened the microwave to check on the item and out tumbled what appeared to be a severed human penis, wrapped up in the paper towel.

Police were called immediately and the man ran out of the store empty handed.

“Hopefully, they're looking for the person this belongs to,” said Sandy Furman, of McKeesport.

“I think that's the one they ought to look for - the one who may be hurt,” said Denny Adler, of McKeesport. “It's shocking that I'm not (surprised). It's just the nature of the beast.”

As McKeesport police continue to look into the case, sources say that county homicide detectives have been notified of the incident in case a crime was committed outside McKeesport.


Turns out...

From: someone
McKeesport Police Uncover Twist In Bizarre Case
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(KDKA) McKeesport There’s a new twist in an extremely bizzare story out of McKeesport.

Police had been investigating a report that a customer handed a clerk a severed penis to heat up in the store’s microwave.

Investigators have since learned that it was not a real body part; but instead, it was part of a couple’s alleged plan to pass a drug test.

According to McKeesport’s police chief, a man and a woman had inserted urine into a fake penis that the woman was planning to use to pass a drug test.

One of them then went into the store and asked the clerk to microwave the object, which they had wrapped in a paper towel, so the urine could reach body temperature.

When the clerk noticed an unusual odor, she unwrapped the item to discover what she thought was a severed body part.

Upon hearing media reports about the incident, the couple contacted police to explain the situation.

The police chief told KDKA the couple will likely face charges.


I have to ask... why was the "woman" using a "penis" to pass a drug test? and just what would they arrest them for? Just wondering? Inquiring minds want to know. :D


edited to add... be very careful where you decide to cook your lunch time burrito... :p
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02-24-2006 10:36
I always knew that hot dogs were made out of random parts, but damn.
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02-24-2006 10:38
Maybe she has that penis envy??? ;)
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02-24-2006 10:39
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02-24-2006 10:40
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02-24-2006 10:43
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Rose Karuna
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02-24-2006 10:57
From: ZsuZsanna Raven
I always knew that hot dogs were made out of random parts, but damn.



Yeah - puts a whole new twist on your 7-11 lunch dog. :p

Leck your birthday's June 6th 1966 isn't it?

LMAO.
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02-24-2006 11:07
And this DIDN'T happen in Florida? WTF? Get with the program, fellow Floridians and do something equally stupid to keep our great state in the news :D
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Sally Rosebud
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02-24-2006 13:20
From: Lecktor Hannibal
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It's a severed penis, not a detachable one ;)
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02-24-2006 13:22
From: Sally Rosebud
It's a severed penis, not a detachable one ;)

It's all in how you look at it, isn't it? ;)
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02-24-2006 13:25
uh huh ;)
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02-24-2006 13:30
I like how you think, Sally :D
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02-24-2006 13:33
:D Hehe

And I like how you think as well
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02-24-2006 13:40
I still don't get how this woman was going to use a fake penis full of urine to pass *her* drug test :confused:
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02-24-2006 13:47
I figured she was trying to help her "man" out but ... was her name, by any chance ... Lorena?


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02-24-2006 15:00
From: Sally Rosebud
It's a severed penis, not a detachable one ;)

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02-24-2006 15:11
Yuck.

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02-24-2006 15:56
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