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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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11-02-2005 13:40
What started as a few innocent threads exploring the creation of the universe has led to wild accusations that people are blaming Christians for a whole host of scientific failings around the world, including the stifling of research into new scientific areas. This has unfortunately further spiralled into rampant victimhood with calls to begin silencing The Forums, the most religiously significant place for bored people and bad spellers.
Clearly this situation is getting worse. Exploring the creation of our universe is OK, but calls to silence the forums are unacceptable.
I would like to call for a voluntary two week existence gap to prevent this movement of conversation spreading. Let us place our existence out of reach for two weeks, to practice what it will be like when the shiny man destroys the earth and anyone who disagrees with us for the good of mankind.
This can only be a voluntary measure, but I think it would be irreverent.
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"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,237
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11-02-2005 13:43
Wait, now I'm confused, are you asking me to cease to exist for 2 weeks? Can I continue to exist and just go play World of Warcraft? 
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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11-02-2005 13:48
You must totally cease to exist for two weeks. It's not that confusing. You won't even miss them.
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"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
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Ellie Edo
Registered User
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,425
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11-02-2005 13:49
Have you ever actually visited an abbatoir, by any chance, Chance ?
I found a couple of videos on the internet. Would you like me to try to find the links ?
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,237
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11-02-2005 13:51
From: Chance Abattoir You must totally cease to exist for two weeks. It's not that confusing. You won't even miss them. Are you implying that having a heated discussion, where people may even occasionally get their feelings hurt, is a basic integral part of human existance? Either way, let me get back to you, I have to check in with my spiritual advisor who tells me what and how to think, and see if this is OK with them.
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Ulrika Zugzwang
Magnanimous in Victory
Join date: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 6,382
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11-02-2005 15:33
From: Chance Abattoir What started as a few innocent threads exploring the creation of the universe has led to wild accusations that people are blaming Christians for a whole host of scientific failings around the world, including the stifling of research into new scientific areas. This has unfortunately further spiralled into rampant victimhood with calls to begin silencing The Forums, the most religiously significant place for bored people and bad spellers. This is truly humorous satire.  ~Ulrika~
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