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katykiwi Moonflower
Esquirette
Join date: 5 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,489
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03-25-2006 00:00
Have you ever seen a UFO?
Have you been abducted by a UFO?
Do you have strange dreams of someone performing a medical exam on you?
Do you have unexplained lumps or scars on your body?
Do you have episodes of missing time?
Have you tasted a pink jelly bean?
What would you do if these things happened to you?
Have you had a close encounter of the third kind?
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Richie Waves
Predictable
Join date: 29 Jun 2005
Posts: 1,424
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03-25-2006 00:36
as long as there is absolutly no follow up questions.. yes.. yes I did.
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Starax Statosky
Unregistered User
Join date: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,099
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03-25-2006 00:38
Is this an application form for potential boyfriends?
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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03-25-2006 00:39
From: Starax Statosky Is this an application form for potential boyfriends? Zing!
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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03-25-2006 00:41
Yes.
No.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Accept it.
Define "third."
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
Join date: 8 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,771
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03-25-2006 01:42
Yes, it was Unidentified though, if it had been an alien spacecraft i would say no and identify it as such.
No, noone is abducted by UFO's, if theyre close enough to abduct you you can identify them
Yes, but only when I was working daytime in an orthopaedic theatre
(Checks testicles), no
Yes, i lost a full night to alcohol once, I was 18, and woke up in a different bar from the one I thought I was in
Yes
Not worry
Is that like getting to £rd base with a girl?
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Spinner Poutine
Still rezzin or am I
Join date: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 583
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03-25-2006 02:52
Before I answer, removes tin foil from head, I have to ask...Are you a Government official?
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Can't we all just get along? Doughnuts,err Pie, for everyone 
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Dizzy Mandala
Spin Spin Sugar
Join date: 8 Feb 2004
Posts: 82
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03-25-2006 09:12
From: katykiwi Moonflower Do you have unexplained lumps or scars on your body? There is a WEIRD lump at the top of my neck. It even has hair and teeth!   |
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Elspeth Withnail
Completely Trustworthy
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 317
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03-25-2006 10:01
From: katykiwi Moonflower Have you ever seen a UFO?
Have you been abducted by a UFO?
Do you have strange dreams of someone performing a medical exam on you?
Do you have unexplained lumps or scars on your body?
Do you have episodes of missing time?
Have you tasted a pink jelly bean?
What would you do if these things happened to you?
Have you had a close encounter of the third kind? I've seen loads of UFOs. 'UFO' means 'unidentified flying object', not 'alien spacecraft'. I've never been abducted by one, no. No, I never dream about medical procedures being performed on me. Performing them on others, now... Pretty much every living human has lumps or scars on their body that they don't remember acquiring honestly. No missing time, although God knows I drank enough in college that I really ought to have some. There is no pink jellybean. It's all a conspiracy, created by the Military-Confectionary Complex. If these things happen to me, I would, of course, book an appearance on 'Oprah' as quickly as possible. Cashing in is the American Way. I've had Close Encounters of the First, Second, Eleventh, and Eighteenth kinds only. |