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Chance Abattoir
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12-16-2005 12:56
I just went to a public restroom that smelled exactly, exactly like an Indian restaurant. I pooped in shame as my tummy growled. 
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Bill Diamond
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12-16-2005 12:57
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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12-16-2005 13:00
I'm filing this one under "information overload"... I'll never eat Indian food again without thinking of pooping 
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wench Phaeton
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12-16-2005 13:52
I don't know why the things that amuse me do but consider me highly amused.
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
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12-16-2005 14:57
From: Chance Abattoir pooped
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
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12-16-2005 15:36
Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Fuck! When, Lord when? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME?"
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Chance Abattoir
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12-16-2005 18:05
From: Zuzu Fassbinder Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Fuck! When, Lord when? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME?" lol. What's that from?
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
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12-16-2005 20:23
From: Chance Abattoir lol. What's that from?
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Ulrika Zugzwang
Magnanimous in Victory
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12-16-2005 20:52
I was talked into seeing that movie and was sort of amused up until the Cock-knocker revealed from where his name came. At that point I laughed so hard I almost choked to death on my popcorn. ~Ulrika~
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
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12-16-2005 20:55
From: Ulrika Zugzwang I was talked into seeing that movie and was sort of amused up until the Cock-knocker revealed from where his name came. At that point I laughed so hard I almost choked to death on my popcorn. ~Ulrika~ Ya know, that's a funny story....
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Chance Abattoir
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12-22-2005 14:30
Today I walked into a bathroom at work that smelled EXACTLY like Marie Callender's chicken pot pies. Luckily that smell doesn't give me a pavlovian dog response, but it does make me wonder if someone is doing some guerilla baking.
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Chance Abattoir
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01-17-2006 00:11
Sometimes I can see my heartbeat. It manifests as a centrally-located, pulsating distortion in my vision in perfect time with my heart. Is this normal?
My blood pressure was 120/90 last time I checked (Saturday).
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Phoenix Psaltery
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01-17-2006 10:00
From: Chance Abattoir Sometimes I can see my heartbeat. It manifests as a centrally-located, pulsating distortion in my vision in perfect time with my heart. Is this normal?
My blood pressure was 120/90 last time I checked (Saturday). You are mere moments from death. When it happens, you will re-rez at your home location. P2 |
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Billy Grace
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01-17-2006 10:03
Chance... dude... please get back on your medication. 
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Caleb Moreau
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01-17-2006 16:47
Sometimes I would sniff the inside of my shoes after wearing them all day.. And I swear they smelled like delicious buttery popcorn!
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Cliffy Palmerstone
Manc in Geordieland
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01-17-2006 16:57
From: Chance Abattoir I just went to a public restroom that smelled exactly, exactly like an Indian restaurant. I pooped in shame as my tummy growled. Enough of the euphemisms. You meant shithouse, crapped and guts I assume. (We prefer to use proper anglo-saxon words on this side of the Atlantic). No they are not *dirty words* look them up in the Oxford English Dictionary. They exist, get over it. 
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Chance Abattoir
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01-17-2006 17:32
From: Cliffy Palmerstone Enough of the euphemisms. You meant shithouse, crapped and guts I assume. (We prefer to use proper anglo-saxon words on this side of the Atlantic). No they are not *dirty words* look them up in the Oxford English Dictionary. They exist, get over it. Someone has a potty mouth. I bet it smells like bacon too.
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