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Joy Honey

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05-07-2006 23:01

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road-side. He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer.

"But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!"

"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.

He turned to the other man and said: "You come with us, too."

"But I have a wife and six children," the second man answered.

"Bring them as well" replied the lawyer.

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says: "Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied: "Glad to do it. You'll love my place; the grass is almost a foot tall."

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nimrod Yaffle

Cavemen are people too...

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05-11-2006 06:27

Tsk.

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Billy Grace

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05-11-2006 08:55

Hard to beet a good lawyer joke... lafs

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Billybob Goodliffe

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05-11-2006 09:59

what do lawyers use for birth control?

their personalities

A Lawyer's Kindness
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	05-07-2006 23:01 One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road-side. He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer. "But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!" "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said: "You come with us, too." "But I have a wife and six children," the second man answered. "Bring them as well" replied the lawyer. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says: "Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied: "Glad to do it. You'll love my place; the grass is almost a foot tall." _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
nimrod Yaffle Cavemen are people too... Join date: 15 Nov 2004 Posts: 3,146	05-11-2006 06:27 Tsk. _____________________ "People can cry much easier than they can change." -James Baldwin
Billy Grace Land Market Facilitator Join date: 8 Mar 2004 Posts: 2,307	05-11-2006 08:55 Hard to beet a good lawyer joke... lafs _____________________ I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. John Cleese, 1939 -
Billybob Goodliffe NINJA WIZARDS! Join date: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 4,036	05-11-2006 09:59 what do lawyers use for birth control? their personalities

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