5The LINDEN came down to see the cities and the forums which the sons of men had built.
6The LINDEN said, "Behold, they are one people, and they all have the same language. And this is what they began to do, and now nothing which they purpose to do will be impossible for them.
7"Come, let Us go down and there confuse their language, so that they will not understand one another's speech."
8So the LINDEN scattered them abroad from there over the face of the whole internets; and they stopped building the forums.
9Therefore its name was called Babel, because there the LINDEN confused the language of the whole earth; and from there the LINDEN scattered them abroad over the face of the whole internets.