Get ready people of Iraq, I am so sure the tourists will be flocking into a "warzone" now, all that was stopping people was the Luxury accomodations and roller coasters!
What to call it?
Jihad-Land
Little Vietnam
Quargmire-ville
Bush's Folley
The Country that Dripped Blood
Come to Iraq and Lose Your Head!
seriously, you gotta love a tourist trap that can "withstand mortar and rocket attack"
and to top all that:
Basra in the south has already officially declared itself open for tourism. But, says an official: "Tourists should dress like locals and maybe dye their hair. And they should have armed guards and they should be always vigilant."
Sunscreen - Check
Hair Dye - Check
Armed Gaurds- Check
Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Are we there yet?
