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Ulrika Zugzwang

Magnanimous in Victory

Join date: 10 Jun 2004

Posts: 6,382

01-05-2006 17:21

Tired of the same old forum grind? Looking for a new way to pass time online? Well you've come to the right place. Welcome to the

Right-Wing Troll Forum Game

Here's how to play! If a certain right-wing troll replies to you in a thread, you score one point (+1) for any of the following words (or their derivatives) in a right-wing troll's reply. Here's the list:

Hippy
teens
hate
Der.
TEACHER
Hahahaha (or any other onomatopoetic form of laughter of any length)
whiny
buddy
idiotic
crazy
intelligent
truth
cult
lefty religion
religious beliefs
child
toddler
Teen Grid

Score two points (+2), if the right-wing troll mentions:

His superior intellect.
Refers to himself or his writing as intelligent.
Refers to posters as children, teens, or toddlers.
Mentions himself owning others.
Suggests that others have handicaps (deafness, ability to read, ability to understand, etc.).
Accuses others of hating America or Bush.

Close matches to phrases below (taken from previous posts) score five points (+5):

PERSONAL ATTACK!!! I AM TELLING TEACHER!!!!!
You should be a hindsight general.
You need to recognize that you don't really know what you're talking about.
If you aren't able to understand that, there is probably something wrong with you.
Your religious beliefs about the world are safe as long as you continue to dismiss anyone that's intelligent.

Post your scores below!

Warning. This is not a drinking game. Because of the frequency of the above words and phrases in a the right-wing troll's posts, you risk death by alcohol poisoning.

~Ulrika~

_____________________

Chik-chik-chika-ahh

Billy Grace

Land Market Facilitator

Join date: 8 Mar 2004

Posts: 2,307

01-05-2006 17:26

How many points do you get for your post Zugzwang? I lost count!

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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
John Cleese, 1939 -

Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

Join date: 3 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,898

01-05-2006 17:31

From: Ulrika Zugzwang

Warning. This is not a drinking game. Because of the frequency of the above words and phrases in a the right-wing troll's posts, you risk death by alcohol poisoning.

XD

_____________________

"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
-Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey

Joy Honey

Not just another dumass

Join date: 17 Jun 2005

Posts: 3,751

01-05-2006 17:59

hmmmmm, that's too much math for my lack of intelligence...

I'd say I have 5 bazillion points - therefore. I win

_____________________

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin

You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Stankleberry Sullivan

Interneter

Join date: 18 Dec 2005

Posts: 550

01-05-2006 19:18

From: Ulrika Zugzwang

Teen whining

Hahaha, I win.

Gabe Lippmann

"Phone's ringing, Dude."

Join date: 14 Jun 2004

Posts: 4,219

01-05-2006 19:20

From: Stankleberry Sullivan

Hahaha, I win.

Wait, who gets points for this?

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go to Nocturnal Threads

Nolan Nash

Frischer Frosch

Join date: 15 May 2003

Posts: 7,141

01-05-2006 19:22

Meet TrollBot!

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“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit

Zapoteth Zaius

Is back

Join date: 14 Feb 2004

Posts: 5,634

01-05-2006 19:36

Ulrika = - 15 bajillion points

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I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted and used against me.
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Zapoteth Designs, Temotu (100,50)
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Torley Linden

Enlightenment!

Join date: 15 Sep 2004

Posts: 16,530

01-05-2006 19:46

From: Nolan Nash

Meet TrollBot!

The Trollminator?

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Zuzu Fassbinder

Little Miss No Tomorrow

Join date: 17 Sep 2004

Posts: 2,048

01-05-2006 20:02

From: Stankleberry Sullivan

Hahaha, I win.

I'm still a little confused, Ulrika.
I see the 1 pt for the laughing, but does "I win" count as "a reference to owning"?

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From: Bud

I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

Ulrika Zugzwang

Magnanimous in Victory

Join date: 10 Jun 2004

Posts: 6,382

01-05-2006 20:06

From: Zuzu Fassbinder

I'm still a little confused, Ulrika.
I see the 1 pt for the laughing, but does "I win" count as "a reference to owning"?

Nope. I only get one point there.

~Ulrika~

_____________________

Chik-chik-chika-ahh

Joy Honey

Not just another dumass

Join date: 17 Jun 2005

Posts: 3,751

01-05-2006 20:24

From: Ulrika Zugzwang

Nope. I only get one point there.

~Ulrika~

I think you should get bonus points for that one...

_____________________

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin

You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Siro Mfume

XD

Join date: 5 Aug 2004

Posts: 747

01-05-2006 22:42

Does the game start now or can we count past threads

Ulrika Zugzwang

Magnanimous in Victory

Join date: 10 Jun 2004

Posts: 6,382

01-05-2006 22:46

From: Siro Mfume

Does the game start now or can we count past threads

Past threads count.

~Ulrika~

_____________________

Chik-chik-chika-ahh

Joy Honey

Not just another dumass

Join date: 17 Jun 2005

Posts: 3,751

01-05-2006 22:55

From: Ulrika Zugzwang

Past threads count.

~Ulrika~

But I can't count that high without taking off my shoes

I think I hit the trifecta with one of those responses to me

_____________________

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin

You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Ulrika Zugzwang

Magnanimous in Victory

Join date: 10 Jun 2004

Posts: 6,382

01-05-2006 22:59

From: Joy Honey

But I can't count that high without taking off my shoes

Me neither. Hopefully once we grow out of teens we'll be able to count higher.

~Ulrika~

_____________________

Chik-chik-chika-ahh

Moss Talamasca

Serpent & Thistle

Join date: 20 Aug 2005

Posts: 367

Seriously. He's TWENTY NINE!

01-05-2006 23:00

Ulrika, i think i love you.

Let's make mad hippy teenager babies together and populate the world with their whining.

Der.

Ulrika Zugzwang

Magnanimous in Victory

Join date: 10 Jun 2004

Posts: 6,382

01-05-2006 23:22

*edited*

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Chik-chik-chika-ahh

Zapoteth Zaius

Is back

Join date: 14 Feb 2004

Posts: 5,634

01-06-2006 00:16

My wall is not 3 ft high!

_____________________

I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted and used against me.
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Zapoteth Designs, Temotu (100,50)
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Stankleberry Sullivan

Interneter

Join date: 18 Dec 2005

Posts: 550

01-06-2006 04:33

From: Ulrika Zugzwang

*edited*

Hahaha, aww, poor Ulrika is appalled by opinions that she doesn't agree with. Awwww. Keep on whining, whiny.

Lucifer Baphomet

Postmodern Demon

Join date: 8 Sep 2005

Posts: 1,771

01-06-2006 05:06

OMFG, just listened to the "music" Stankleberry made. Stank, if your reading this man, don't give up your day job.

I think i was about the 3rd person he insulted, does that get extra points?

Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

Join date: 3 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,898

01-06-2006 05:24

heh.

_____________________

"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
-Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey

Stankleberry Sullivan

Interneter

Join date: 18 Dec 2005

Posts: 550

01-06-2006 05:39

From: Lucifer Baphomet

OMFG, just listened to the "music" Stankleberry made. Stank, if your reading this man, don't give up your day job.

I think i was about the 3rd person he insulted, does that get extra points?

OMFG! OMFG!! Thanks for the tip, I was thinking about quitting my job to be a pro musician. You saved me from failure!

Lucifer Baphomet

Postmodern Demon

Join date: 8 Sep 2005

Posts: 1,771

01-06-2006 06:11

From: Stankleberry Sullivan

OMFG! OMFG!! Thanks for the tip, I was thinking about quitting my job to be a pro musician. You saved me from failure!

There might be hope for you yet Stankleberry, that was nicely sarcastic, and not in the least abrasive.

Right-Wing Troll Forum Game
Ulrika Zugzwang Magnanimous in Victory Join date: 10 Jun 2004 Posts: 6,382	01-05-2006 17:21 Tired of the same old forum grind? Looking for a new way to pass time online? Well you've come to the right place. Welcome to the Right-Wing Troll Forum Game Here's how to play! If a certain right-wing troll replies to you in a thread, you score one point (+1) for any of the following words (or their derivatives) in a right-wing troll's reply. Here's the list: Hippy teens hate Der. TEACHER Hahahaha (or any other onomatopoetic form of laughter of any length) whiny buddy idiotic crazy intelligent truth cult lefty religion religious beliefs child toddler Teen Grid Score two points (+2), if the right-wing troll mentions: His superior intellect. Refers to himself or his writing as intelligent. Refers to posters as children, teens, or toddlers. Mentions himself owning others. Suggests that others have handicaps (deafness, ability to read, ability to understand, etc.). Accuses others of hating America or Bush. Close matches to phrases below (taken from previous posts) score five points (+5): PERSONAL ATTACK!!! I AM TELLING TEACHER!!!!! You should be a hindsight general. You need to recognize that you don't really know what you're talking about. If you aren't able to understand that, there is probably something wrong with you. Your religious beliefs about the world are safe as long as you continue to dismiss anyone that's intelligent. Post your scores below! Warning. This is not a drinking game. Because of the frequency of the above words and phrases in a the right-wing troll's posts, you risk death by alcohol poisoning. ~Ulrika~ _____________________ Chik-chik-chika-ahh
Billy Grace Land Market Facilitator Join date: 8 Mar 2004 Posts: 2,307	01-05-2006 17:26 How many points do you get for your post Zugzwang? I lost count! _____________________ I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. John Cleese, 1939 -
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	01-05-2006 17:31 From: Ulrika Zugzwang Warning. This is not a drinking game. Because of the frequency of the above words and phrases in a the right-wing troll's posts, you risk death by alcohol poisoning. XD _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	01-05-2006 17:59 hmmmmm, that's too much math for my lack of intelligence... I'd say I have 5 bazillion points - therefore. I win _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Stankleberry Sullivan Interneter Join date: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 550	01-05-2006 19:18 From: Ulrika Zugzwang Teen whining Hahaha, I win.
Gabe Lippmann "Phone's ringing, Dude." Join date: 14 Jun 2004 Posts: 4,219	01-05-2006 19:20 From: Stankleberry Sullivan Hahaha, I win. Wait, who gets points for this? _____________________ go to Nocturnal Threads
Nolan Nash Frischer Frosch Join date: 15 May 2003 Posts: 7,141	01-05-2006 19:22 Meet TrollBot! _____________________ “Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
Zapoteth Zaius Is back Join date: 14 Feb 2004 Posts: 5,634	01-05-2006 19:36 Ulrika = - 15 bajillion points _____________________ I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted and used against me. --------------- Zapoteth Designs, Temotu (100,50) ---------------
Torley Linden Enlightenment! Join date: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 16,530	01-05-2006 19:46 From: Nolan Nash Meet TrollBot! The Trollminator? _____________________
Zuzu Fassbinder Little Miss No Tomorrow Join date: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,048	01-05-2006 20:02 From: Stankleberry Sullivan Hahaha, I win. I'm still a little confused, Ulrika. I see the 1 pt for the laughing, but does "I win" count as "a reference to owning"? _____________________ From: Bud I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
Ulrika Zugzwang Magnanimous in Victory Join date: 10 Jun 2004 Posts: 6,382	01-05-2006 20:06 From: Zuzu Fassbinder I'm still a little confused, Ulrika. I see the 1 pt for the laughing, but does "I win" count as "a reference to owning"? Nope. I only get one point there. ~Ulrika~ _____________________ Chik-chik-chika-ahh
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	01-05-2006 20:24 From: Ulrika Zugzwang Nope. I only get one point there. ~Ulrika~ I think you should get bonus points for that one... _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Siro Mfume XD Join date: 5 Aug 2004 Posts: 747	01-05-2006 22:42 Does the game start now or can we count past threads
Ulrika Zugzwang Magnanimous in Victory Join date: 10 Jun 2004 Posts: 6,382	01-05-2006 22:46 From: Siro Mfume Does the game start now or can we count past threads Past threads count. ~Ulrika~ _____________________ Chik-chik-chika-ahh
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	01-05-2006 22:55 From: Ulrika Zugzwang Past threads count. ~Ulrika~ But I can't count that high without taking off my shoes I think I hit the trifecta with one of those responses to me _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Ulrika Zugzwang Magnanimous in Victory Join date: 10 Jun 2004 Posts: 6,382	01-05-2006 22:59 From: Joy Honey But I can't count that high without taking off my shoes Me neither. Hopefully once we grow out of teens we'll be able to count higher. ~Ulrika~ _____________________ Chik-chik-chika-ahh
Moss Talamasca Serpent & Thistle Join date: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 367	Seriously. He's TWENTY NINE! 01-05-2006 23:00 Ulrika, i think i love you. Let's make mad hippy teenager babies together and populate the world with their whining. Der.
Ulrika Zugzwang Magnanimous in Victory Join date: 10 Jun 2004 Posts: 6,382	01-05-2006 23:22 edited _____________________ Chik-chik-chika-ahh
Zapoteth Zaius Is back Join date: 14 Feb 2004 Posts: 5,634	01-06-2006 00:16 My wall is not 3 ft high! _____________________ I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted and used against me. --------------- Zapoteth Designs, Temotu (100,50) ---------------
Stankleberry Sullivan Interneter Join date: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 550	01-06-2006 04:33 From: Ulrika Zugzwang edited Hahaha, aww, poor Ulrika is appalled by opinions that she doesn't agree with. Awwww. Keep on whining, whiny.
Lucifer Baphomet Postmodern Demon Join date: 8 Sep 2005 Posts: 1,771	01-06-2006 05:06 OMFG, just listened to the "music" Stankleberry made. Stank, if your reading this man, don't give up your day job. I think i was about the 3rd person he insulted, does that get extra points?
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	01-06-2006 05:24 heh. _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Stankleberry Sullivan Interneter Join date: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 550	01-06-2006 05:39 From: Lucifer Baphomet OMFG, just listened to the "music" Stankleberry made. Stank, if your reading this man, don't give up your day job. I think i was about the 3rd person he insulted, does that get extra points? OMFG! OMFG!! Thanks for the tip, I was thinking about quitting my job to be a pro musician. You saved me from failure!
Lucifer Baphomet Postmodern Demon Join date: 8 Sep 2005 Posts: 1,771	01-06-2006 06:11 From: Stankleberry Sullivan OMFG! OMFG!! Thanks for the tip, I was thinking about quitting my job to be a pro musician. You saved me from failure! There might be hope for you yet Stankleberry, that was nicely sarcastic, and not in the least abrasive.

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