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"You're Pitiful"
Weird Al Yankovic
(Parody of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt
My life is brilliant...
What? Was I too early? Oh, sorry... should I...?
Do you wanna start over, or...?
Keep going? OK. Now...? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequacy
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive, too
What a bummer being you
Well, you just can't dance
And forget romance,
Everybody you know still calls you
"Farty Pants,"
But you always have a job,
Well, I mean
As long as you still can work that
Slurpee machine.
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
You're half undressed, eating chips off your chest
While you're playing Halo 2,
No one's classier than you.
La la la la,
La la la la,
La la la la, loser
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you.
