I hate you. If I didn't have to rely on you to keep me from growing hair in undesirable areas, I'd have evicted you long ago. I'd have also asked uterus and those blasted fallopian tubes to move out as well.
Consistently, the lot of you has made me cry, turned me into a raving bitch and doubled me over in pain. You never even take a break! Every month, like clock-work, you wreak havock in an otherwords peaceful existence. Either calm down or I'll have no other choice but to kick all of you out by force. No more Mrs. Nice Gal!
With venom and animosity,
Your hostage of a hostess.
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Trinity Serpentine
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03-22-2006 13:03
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Rose Karuna
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03-22-2006 13:06
LMAO - Ah the joys of turning 50, when the buggers decide to run out on you.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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03-22-2006 13:23
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Logan Bauer
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03-22-2006 13:28
Can I recommend a Lobsterectomy(TM)?
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Trinity Serpentine
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03-22-2006 14:14
hugs Trin and passes her the Midol *takes the bottle from Lecktor and wedges it sideways up his arse* GROWL  _____________________
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Ananda Sandgrain
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03-22-2006 14:24
*hugs to Trin* Freakin' gonads.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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03-22-2006 14:25
*takes the bottle from Lecktor and wedges it sideways up his arse* GROWL _____________________
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
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03-22-2006 14:28
*takes the bottle from Lecktor and wedges it sideways up his arse* GROWL Tsk, tsk Trin, you know he was hoping you'd do that. _____________________
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Trinity Serpentine
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03-22-2006 14:56
Is that why he got such a big smile on his face? FREAK!
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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03-22-2006 14:57
Is that why he got such a big smile on his face? FREAK! This has been established a very long time ago I hope you feel better soon.  _____________________
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Trinity Serpentine
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03-22-2006 15:49
Bah, I don't feel bad now, I just felt like writing something smartass to let off some steam. It's been rough going at work lately.
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
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03-22-2006 15:54
Her ovaries can read?
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
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03-22-2006 16:04
Trinity's Ovaries can do many woundrous things my child, for they have basked in the presence of
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Trinity Serpentine
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03-22-2006 16:08
Trinity's Ovaries can do many woundrous things my child, for they have basked in the presence of The Healing Oven Mitts Of Taco Rubio You win the "Make Trin Laugh Out Loud" award! YAY!!! _____________________
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Summer Carmichael
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06-20-2006 10:40
Today is open letter day, old & new.
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Billy Grace
Land Market Facilitator
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06-20-2006 13:35
Steers as far around this thread and Trin's overies as humanly possible hoping Trinity won't notice me.
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