1. Aria Abattoir -- sure, she can't type and needs Ritalin... but she's gotten me to ban and neg rate people. Plus, we fight almost every day. I can't deny Aria's impact on my SL.
2. Lady Dawson -- She's been here forever and she still comes often. She can hum old Megadeth songs and other cheesy metal with me. She recommended a t.v. show I actually liked.
3. Max Case -- He makes really cool scripted objects and I met him in RL when he was drunk.
4. Ulrika Zugzwang- I just liked reading her forum posts. I only met her once actually IN SL. But still... She knows a lot of English rules I choose to ignore and she's entertaining.
5. Euterpe Roo -- She can spell, she's nice, and she invites me to fun parties full of FICs.
6. Torley Torgeson -- Torley Torgeson doesn't exist anymore, but it was fun while it lasted! We competed at trivia shows, rode cars on roads that took too long to rez, and went searching for errant plants beneath the streets of Old London.
7. Akuma Withnail -- Akuma is weird, but we had some fun chats. Now she has disappeared into the ether.
8. Oneironaut Escher -- He makes neat things, games, etc, and can give you good websites for supplies.
9. Lucifer Baphomet -- He knows the shot. Never open your mouth unless you know what the shot is. You child. Why don't you give me a pack of gum and I'll show you how to chew it?!
10. Memory "someone put a quarter in her" Harker -- Memory is pretty much like a wind-up doll of insults. I like to pay lots of attention to Euterpe Roo to make Memory jealous and then stand back to watch the fonts fly. Of course, I also have to feign only casual interest in what Memory is actually saying or else she'll wind down like a satisfied turtle. The tension keeps her springs tight. You should try it too.
next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"
" Desmond Shang
